So, I'm gonna torture everyone in your family until you tell me who's running around your mansion playing Santa and fucking with my shit. And who should I pick first? Should I go by age? Shh. Or should I go by IQ? Pick Jason. He's my mom's favorite. - Yep. Him. - The one in the sweater. All right. Jason Lightstone it is. - The number one son. - No. Wait, wait, wait. No, we don't need... We don't need to do that. No, it's okay. No. No, no, no. We don't need to do this. No. No, no, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. - No, don't... Put it... - Don't... No. - - No, no, no, no. No, no. - Give me this fucking...
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Video game.
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Let's go, motherfuckers! Let's go!
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Okay, well, he looks jolly as fuck, but who the hell is he? There's no Santa listed on the employee manifest. Yeah, there's more. Frosty hasn't checked in. I can't reach him. All right, keep trying.
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Al? Al?
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Maybe he fell. You rappel down buildings with him. You gonna tell me he just fell out a window?
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Yeah. Of course I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna... I'm gonna get you out of there. Take all these bad guys on my naughty list... I'm gonna take a lump of coal, each and every one of them, and shove it straight up... The ass. Well, I mean, come on, sweetie. We want to keep you on the nice list, you know. Sorry. Can I say "butthole," then? I mean, it's borderline. How about "anus"? Technically, yes, uh, "anus" is the tech... Okay, look, uh, Tru... uh, Trudy. I got to call for help, and the phone lines are down. You probably know this house better than anybody. You got any suggestions? I have an idea.
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Video game. Didn't anybody ask for a bat or a sword or Molotov cocktails?
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All right, look lively, gang. We got a gopher.
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Okay, so in the business, they call this... a pitch deck.
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- Pitch deck. - Yeah. It's called Explosive Force. Starring me. And if you look in the back, there are the financial numbers. I'm kind of a big deal in Asia.
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This is what breaking into a vault has turned into? Remember when you just had to drill holes and blow shit up? I don't know, maybe I'm getting old, but there was something romantic about that. Boss, you copy? I'm kind of busy here. You're gonna want to see this.
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All right, you're telling me there's a goddamn Santa Claus running around here?
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Poetry book. Die Hard on Blu-ray. Fuck!
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Oh, fuck!
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♪ I hope he won't forget to crack his castanets ♪ ♪ And to his reindeer say ♪ ♪ "Oh, Pancho, oh, Vixen, oh, Pedro, oh, Blitzen..." ♪ Oh, shit.
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- ♪ Mamacita ♪ - ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ Oh, where is Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ I look for him because ♪ Wait. Hang on. Hang on. ♪ It's Christmas Eve... ♪ Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Look. I don't want to kill you.
