This is Candy Cane at checkpoint three. Oh, shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
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It's Christmas Eve, and there's a lot of... boys and girls on the nice list that want their presents, you know? Thank you.
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Oh, shit! I'm gonna...
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You got my sack. My spare... You went home and you got my spare sack?
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Is he... Is he dead? Yeah.
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Mmm, mmm.
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Thank you. I don't know how we can ever repay you. Well, you brought me back from the dead, so we'll call it even.
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Even? We just burned half a million dollars.
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That is a very special walkie-talkie. It's magic. - Magic? - Mm-hmm. What you got right there is a direct hotline to Santa Claus himself. - I can talk to Santa? - Oh, yeah. It's just like writing him a letter... but better. Mm-hmm. Now, the only thing is, he might not have time to answer you. He's delivering a lot of presents tonight. Mm-hmm. But he'll hear everything you want to say to him.
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We got out from under my mother's thumb. We'll walk away. From the company, the family.
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There isn't room for all of us. She can fit at least two of us. Mom, take me. - Mom! - Oh. Yeah. M-Mom, can Bert come, too?
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And sometimes, even if you want to make somebody happy... the magic just goes away.
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This fucking family.
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Come on. Where's the Christmas spirit? Uh...
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Why don't you guys open your presents? I want to see what you rich assholes get each other. And some of you might not make it till tomorrow morning, so this could be your only chance.
