The problem is that they're on probation. I know. They're being careful. They're never gonna do anything ridiculous, because they're watching themselves. What would be great is if they didn't think they were on probation.
Neighbors
10.9s
Our school's insignia is in Latin. This is in Jewish! What? We're not off probation! The old people have the upper hand. We got to get everyone out of here! We got to get everybody... Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!
Neighbors
1.5s
What the fuck?
Neighbors
23s
Are you okay, man? You seem distraught. "You seem distraught"? I mean, you've always been, in my opinion, like, our strongest pledge, and now you're talking back. I'm scared. You're scared? I'm fucking scared, man. I'm tired all the time. Fucking tired. I miss my mom. Oh, no, Assjuice. Breaking? The guy was right. Everybody breaks. Okay. I'll tell you what. You go up to my room. Lock the door, draw yourself a bath. Relax.
Neighbors
1.2s
Fuck!
Neighbors
2.7s
Everyone's clearing out. Oh, my God! Everyone's leaving!
Neighbors
16.1s
Ho! Hey, babe, you want to party? The question is, do you want to party? Right there. You, too, Deadwood. There you go. See you guys- Hey, it's Ray Romano. What are you doin'? No, this is Ray Romano and... No, this is Ray Romano... Who is Ray Romano?
Neighbors
16.3s
We're gonna go to the shops Then we're gonna go to Mommy and Me And see all those bitches that I hate It's gonna be really boring But we'll get out of the house!
Neighbors
28s
Holy shit. This party is getting out of control. This is strike three. This is crazy. Strike three. Yes! Yes, hello. This is the President of the neighborhood watch. There is a giant party at 2203 West Olmstead right now. They're yelling and fighting. The ringleader's name is Scoonie. He's a little scrawny piece of shit with a giant dick. Come on, come on. Stay on message! I'm sorry. They are sending the cops. We have a disturbance at 2203 West Olmstead. 10-4.
Neighbors
4s
Why would they just break in and steal the airbags? I don't know. We should file a police report...
Neighbors
2.7s
We went too far now. This is dangerous.
Neighbors
11.2s
Celebrities. This is Mark Wahlberg. If you don't come to this party, I'm gonna give you a world-class knuckle sandwich. Oh, my gosh. This is Anne Hathaway. I want to ask you to the party this weekend that I'm having with friends.
Neighbors
1.7s
It could be anywhere!
Neighbors
2.1s
I'm sorry. I'll do anything.
Neighbors
8.2s
I mean, as a child of divorce, I just... I can't help it, I sympathize with them. Well, my parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
Neighbors
3.9s
Do some cat stuff real quick. Be sarcastic or lick yourself.