- I would masturbate into her. - That's not how it works. That's not what you would do. I don't want to talk about this. Oh, shit. Teddy just tweeted. What? Tomorrow night, party's on.
Neighbors
1.5s
It's on the side.
Neighbors
18.9s
You look good. It looks okay. I think it's okay. You're never gonna forget this! Move, elephants! Move! Keep marching. March! March, march, march, elephants. I'm not doing this anymore. Get back in line, Assjuice! Get back in line! Fuck you. I am not an elephant! What did you just say to me? I am not an elephant!
Neighbors
7.7s
Whoa. Wait. Wait. No, no, no! What? What? Don't slap my boob. There's booze in your boobs. There's booze in your boobs.
Neighbors
1.4s
Holy fuck.
Neighbors
1.5s
Oh, there he is.
Neighbors
1.9s
I've gone through hell.
Neighbors
8.7s
I think the frat has broken into the car and stolen all of the airbags. Airbags? Yeah. That's so weird. Is anything else missing? Okay No!
Neighbors
1.9s
Hey. Hi.
Neighbors
1.6s
Lame, isn't it, Pete?
Neighbors
7.6s
That was sexy. Can I make out with someone now? What are you doing? We have 60 seconds before they go upstairs. Get in the dance circle. Okay, okay. I'm winning, by the way.
Neighbors
1.6s
Infinite BJs.
Neighbors
12s
He's still alive. He's still alive! He's still alive. Oh, shit. We didn't kill anyone. We didn't kill anyone. Hey, guys! What do you think of my new necklace? It's a choker.
Neighbors
4.9s
Somebody call 911!
Neighbors
9s
I think I should probably pump. My boobs are feeling really full. I like 'em like that. I like 'em full, baby.
Neighbors
2.9s
I fucking did it! I totally did it. We couldn't have planned it better.
Neighbors
6.2s
I kind of miss the rush of messing with the frat. I have to go. She's awake. Okay, call me after. Call me soon.