Yo. I've been waiting forever. Yeah, glad you made it. Whoa, whoa! What is she doing here? Wait. What is he doing here? Look, we're friends with both of you. Fucking just learn to deal with it, okay? This is an abomination. You... Right now, both of you have to make a choice right now. Me or her, choose. It's up to you. You choose.
Neighbors
2s
You're the VP, man.
Neighbors
1.6s
Where did you get that?
Neighbors
3.9s
Paula, flirt with Scoonie. Keep him talking and distracted. Okey-dokey.
Neighbors
4.2s
Well played, motherfuckers. What the fuck are you looking at? What the fuck are y'all looking at?
Neighbors
1.7s
I've always wanted to do this.
Neighbors
1.9s
Excuse me. Sorry.
Neighbors
2.2s
I'm just kidding. High ones.
Neighbors
12.6s
They're actually really good. They taste like vanilla, kinda. They're awesome. Pudgie, what do you got there? Moving truck. Moving truck. There's a moving truck. Wow. Who do you think... Come on. Oh, my God. Look, look, look.
Neighbors
1.2s
It's Evan.
Neighbors
1.6s
Yeah. We're fucked, man.
Neighbors
1.8s
And what are these kids in the pink shirts?
Neighbors
1.4s
That's our baby.
Neighbors
24.6s
I guess we're all going down in a blaze of glory, huh? What? No way, man. Get out of here. Dude, all that shit I was saying the other day about you and the fraternity... Fuck that, all right? I was out of line, man. This stuff is important. I know. Regardless of anything, we're brothers for life. This is on me. I took it too far. That's why you got to go. You got a bright future, kid. You're the smartest person I know.
Neighbors
2.8s
What the fuck? Damn it! Who still has waterbeds?
Neighbors
7.5s
TEDDY; This is it. Mano y mano. You are not getting through this door. Jesus. Okay.