Shit! She just tried to grab my dick, dude! - What? You tried to grab his... - She tried to grab my junk. She was like, "Oh, my God, I have arthritis," "it hurts my hand, I need to grab a handful of that dick." I was like, "Get the fuck off me!" She said, "I need to grab a handful of that dick"? And it felt good, but then it felt weird for a second, so I pushed her. We got to get out of here. All right, cool, let's get the...
21 Jump Street
13.7s
"I love dick"? You think that's funny? "Wonder Years douche"? What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into an 8-year-old's mouth? It's arguably, like, an airplane throwing up.
21 Jump Street
1.6s
Just shut up.
21 Jump Street
30s
Hey, big player, I don't know who you are. - Don't worry about who I am. - I'm worried about it. - Why? - 'Cause you're at my party right now, dude. This is my temple, this is where I come to find peace, dawg, and you're coming in here like an emotional bull in a china shop, metaphorically knocking over vases, messing with my crew, and I'm like, "What, Scott, what, Scott, what, what, what, what, Scott?" - It's that kind of party? - Yeah, dude. Matter of fact, it's getting hot in here, huh? - No, it's getting real. - It's getting very real. Yeah. It's like seven strangers living in one house. True story. - You want Real World? - Yeah, let's do it, man. - Come on. What's your Real... - Here's Real World.
21 Jump Street
1.2s
I love you!
Neighbors
8.6s
Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! Oh, no! Help! Help! Get the fuck... Get out of my way! Move! Doctor! Doctor! Oh, God!
Neighbors
10.7s
Fuck these fucking guys! They don't know who they are fucking with. They think I'm just a regular dad and then you know what happens? Boom! Boom! Teddy's dead! Pete's dead! Scoonie's dead!
Neighbors
8s
Your baby has HIV. Oh, my God. Is how bad this could have gone.
Neighbors
1.9s
What'd you say? It's not a good headline.
Neighbors
1.4s
What the fuck?
Neighbors
6s
All righty. Well... Dope. PETE". Com. All right. We're okay. Cool. Later! See you, guys.
Neighbors
25.9s
What's her name? Stella. Stella, yeah. That's the best name ever. Are you kidding? She's a little flirt. Oh, like her mom, I bet. Mmm. Cool. Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know that in this neighborhood, we don't keep off the grass. What? You know what I'm saying? No way! Legalize it, y'all. A joint. Thank you, guys. Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes... Keep it down!
Neighbors
1.2s
All right.
Neighbors
12.1s
I think we should invite the old people in. They're old and lame. I mean, yeah, I like their baby, but this is no place for a baby. Yeah, I know. But they're our neighbors. They can make our lives a living hell. We need them on our side. If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.