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I'm gonna just fire you.

21 Jump Street

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- Listen to me! - Chill out! Chill out!

21 Jump Street

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Shit! She just tried to grab my dick, dude! - What? You tried to grab his... - She tried to grab my junk. She was like, "Oh, my God, I have arthritis," "it hurts my hand, I need to grab a handful of that dick." I was like, "Get the fuck off me!" She said, "I need to grab a handful of that dick"? And it felt good, but then it felt weird for a second, so I pushed her. We got to get out of here. All right, cool, let's get the...

21 Jump Street

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"I love dick"? You think that's funny? "Wonder Years douche"? What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into an 8-year-old's mouth? It's arguably, like, an airplane throwing up.

21 Jump Street

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Just shut up.

21 Jump Street

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Hey, big player, I don't know who you are. - Don't worry about who I am. - I'm worried about it. - Why? - 'Cause you're at my party right now, dude. This is my temple, this is where I come to find peace, dawg, and you're coming in here like an emotional bull in a china shop, metaphorically knocking over vases, messing with my crew, and I'm like, "What, Scott, what, Scott, what, what, what, what, Scott?" - It's that kind of party? - Yeah, dude. Matter of fact, it's getting hot in here, huh? - No, it's getting real. - It's getting very real. Yeah. It's like seven strangers living in one house. True story. - You want Real World? - Yeah, let's do it, man. - Come on. What's your Real... - Here's Real World.

21 Jump Street

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I love you!

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Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! Oh, no! Help! Help! Get the fuck... Get out of my way! Move! Doctor! Doctor! Oh, God!

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Fuck these fucking guys! They don't know who they are fucking with. They think I'm just a regular dad and then you know what happens? Boom! Boom! Teddy's dead! Pete's dead! Scoonie's dead!

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Your baby has HIV. Oh, my God. Is how bad this could have gone.

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What'd you say? It's not a good headline.

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What the fuck?

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All righty. Well... Dope. PETE". Com. All right. We're okay. Cool. Later! See you, guys.

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What's her name? Stella. Stella, yeah. That's the best name ever. Are you kidding? She's a little flirt. Oh, like her mom, I bet. Mmm. Cool. Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know that in this neighborhood, we don't keep off the grass. What? You know what I'm saying? No way! Legalize it, y'all. A joint. Thank you, guys. Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes... Keep it down!

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All right.

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I think we should invite the old people in. They're old and lame. I mean, yeah, I like their baby, but this is no place for a baby. Yeah, I know. But they're our neighbors. They can make our lives a living hell. We need them on our side. If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.

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Delta Psi puts on a production of Julius Caesar.

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Travel back in time with me to 1930.

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