I need you to run anchor on the 4X400 at today's track meet. You do that, and I'll sign this pass.
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You two sons of bitches are going to college! - Yes! - No!
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H2O. H2O.
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I'm gonna get the party started! - I'm gonna get the party started! - No! No! Lisa, no! Hey, I'm living my dream of standing in a limo! What?
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- What the fuck, bro? Some privacy! - Shit, shit, shit! And that is a really gross three-way.
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It's just... I didn't feel good about myself.
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Yesterday, I found a college application on your desk! I don't know how long this case is going to last. And Eric's going to get into Berkeley, and, honestly, I can get in, too. Who knows? I could ride this thing out. I could be a doctor or something. Have you lost your fucking mind? You screwed this investigation all up.
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Very Native American.
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- Hey. - Hey. You guys, huh?
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It's a really good time.
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Sorry, Doug, - my teen son. - Mom! I love you, honey, Dougie, Doug, Douglas McQuaid. Mom, so serious right now! Stop!
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There you go.
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What is a pop Quiznos? It's a quiz, and the first person who finishes gets a $10 gift certificate to Quiznos.
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The department was forced to drop the charges because you forgot to read him his Miranda rights. What possible reason is there for not doing the only thing you have to do when arresting someone?
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Man, this kid rules. Ruled. His parents found him OD'd in his room a few days ago. He's dead.
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Can't believe you made me late. You're so selfish. - I'm selfish? - Yes, you're selfish! Are you fucking kidding me? Look at yourself!
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What are you doing? - That's my mom's Kokopelli vase. - I got it, I got it. Doug, Doug, hey! Hey, Paul Blart: Molly Cop.
