Speak of the devil! Dude, that was awesome how you sabotaged that track meet, man. Organized sports are so fascist. It makes me sick.
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- Porsche! Porsche! - Police! Get out of the car, douche! I'm on a call here, jackass. That's right. Go to sleep, bitch. You just got head-butted, motherfucker! - Go, go, go, go, go, go! - Shit.
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Come on, Hoffs. Give us a little credit.
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You got the right to... Give me that! You got the right to... to suck my dick, motherfucker!
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They don't serve vegan in jail, bitch.
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No. I remember. You know why? Because I've told it to a therapist about 8,000 times. I mean, this is a fourth grade participation medal for soccer. It's literally a medal for sucking. - No, that is a medal for trying. - Yes. Let me tell you something. This guy was always a great tryer.
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Oh, Shit, when did I get stabbed?
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- Come on. - Did you guys even see Eric?
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Jenko...
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Shit.
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And...
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Dude, watch out!
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Do not get expelled. Nobody in the system knows you're here. All right? Nobody. You get kicked out of school, your monkey ass is getting kicked out of Jump Street. Rule number two. Burns.
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- Me? - Yeah.
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First of all, your argument kind of just collapsed on itself, because if you call us narcs, if narcs call people narcs, and you call us narcs, then that's kind of... - 'Cause you just said that. - They call people... Look, I don't have time for this shit. You guys want to do this or not? - Jesus. - Yes. - Yes, yes. - No problem.
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Okay.
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Are you undercover right now? Yes, it means I'm undercover right now. Are those the bad guys over there? Do they have guns? Oh, my God. Oh, God, this is so exciting. I have got to call Annie. She is gonna die. I heard that that Jenko boy is your partner. - Where is my phone? - Okay, okay. Shut your fucking mouth. Shut your fucking mouth, you understand me? Let's go check this out. I will straight-up punch you in the face if you do not shut up. - There is no... - A straight-up face punch. I swear to God, you're gonna get me killed. - Hey, yo. - That is...