Okay, so we stayed up all night making this. It's awesome. You're really going to like it. All yarn work was done by Jenko. Okay, Captain, look, the dealers are the popular kids, but they're not normal popular. They're these crunchy granola dudes that have convinced everyone that they're cool, and they're not cool.
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- So proud. - Like you could do any better? We just brought down a group of wannabe thugs stripping down cars in the Garfield High metal shop.
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Yeah, as a matter of fact, I'm about to infiltrate a super high-tech drug manufacturing ring in the chemistry classroom.
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Come here. Come here. Don't make a... That is a baton penis.
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- Is he being sarcastic? - I don't know.
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That was awesome.
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Oh, my God.
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No, stop.
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Shoot them!
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I'll invite Molly, and then Molly will invite Eric, and that'll be the quickest way for me to bro down with him. Wouldn't it be better if we both infiltrated the cool kids' group? I think it would be better if you get in with the nerdy kids and see what's going on over there. That'd be the best thing for the case.
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Yeah, because you already had one. Exactly. I already had one. And you don't need two vaginas. You just don't. Although you could use one as a coin purse.
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That's just what I do. Okay. Shit, man. See you around, all right?
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Where friendship and French fries. Go hand in hand.
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Oh, my God, We're gonna die. We're gonna die.
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Fuck that.
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I crack and jailbreak kids' phones to try and save for college. You know, I switch their wireless carriers, get them restricted apps. Can you listen in on phone calls and stuff? No, no, I can't install a spyware to remotely monitor calls or anything that the mic picks up.
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- What? - Meanwhile, you two were standing around finger-popping each ether's assholes. We're not finger-popping each ether's assholes. What we're doing is getting shit done.
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Speak of the devil! Dude, that was awesome how you sabotaged that track meet, man. Organized sports are so fascist. It makes me sick.
