Did she just bring up prom on her own? - She did, she just brought up prom. - What is she doing? I think it's going to be awesome. - Prom eats a dong. - Multiple dongs. All right, anyone who says they don't care about prom actually secretly does. Who we gonna take to the prom? No one's going to prom with us. Come on, picture it. You pull up in a white stallion of a limo. You got fine-ass honeys with you. You're dressed to the nines with your best buds. Doves fly out behind you, slow motion. Doves. Why doves?
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Where is he tonight? Probably at home with those lame tools he hangs out with. I don't know. You know how Tom Cruise is always pissed off at Rain Man? That's like my life, except Brad is really shitty at math.
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That's like us fucking Mother Earth without a condom.
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You failed to stop the outbreak, and you have no leads!
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What the fuck is going on? Annie, hang on.
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Wait, how are we going to buy alcohol?
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Is that a code for sex?
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Oh, fuck!
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We are running out of time! You either find the supplier, or I'm gonna jump your asses off Jump Street! I totally understand where you're coming from, sir, but, look, I heard Eric talking on the phone yesterday with somebody that sounded very suspect about meeting up with a stuffed piƱata.
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'Cause doves make you look like a bad-ass, that's why. I am pretty skeptical, but maybe, if someone fun asked me, I would go.
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- Let go of me! - You're embarrassing me - in front of my friends! - Get back here, you shit!