- We were going to take it home. - I gotta go back to class, - is the only thing. - I was thinking that I was going to go home, maybe turn down the lights, getting snuggy, get a little weird. I was going to take it, and then masturbate later. Okay, I'm not asking. Take it now or get the fuck out. I got to finish the girls' volleyball page by lunch.
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You know who calls people narcs? Narcs, narc.
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McQuaid, huh? Doug McQuaid. I read your file.
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First of all, your argument kind of just collapsed on itself, because if you call us narcs, if narcs call people narcs, and you call us narcs, then that's kind of... - 'Cause you just said that. - They call people... Look, I don't have time for this shit. You guys want to do this or not? - Jesus. - Yes. - Yes, yes. - No problem.
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What is this? I don't know, but it's already more exciting. You're embarrassing me. It's okay. I'll make it up to you.
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Yeah, no, it's all good. - I love doing drugs at school. - I'll just take the drugs right here, in our mouths. There you go. That's it.
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What are you doing? Are you trying to find my G-spot? - Just stick it in! - I don't know. I've never done this before! Just stick it in! Go!
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You are a very silly man indeed. Boys, squaws, come quickly. Hey! Sorry! It's okay. I'm here.
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This is my twin. We're together in... Get the fuck out of here.
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What are you doing? Have you completely lost your mind?
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At least I know my Miranda rights, you idiot.
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Make fun of me behind my back and everybody laughs at me? I was a loser for four years! You couldn't handle it for five minutes! Have some fairy dust, motherfucker!
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I'm not dumb! I'm smart! You think I'm stupid? You're stupid! - Go, Doug! - I guess I should do something. I should probably not just stand here watching. I should take action. Worst best friend ever!
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Come on! Another traffic jam?
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I don't want to talk to you ever again. I'm sorry.
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I heard you call me Rain Man, you asshole! Principal Dadier sucks dick!