I'm sorry I didn't check the traffic report - before we got in a car chase! - Let's go! Come on! - Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go! - Shit!
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I'm not dumb! I'm smart! You think I'm stupid? You're stupid! - Go, Doug! - I guess I should do something. I should probably not just stand here watching. I should take action. Worst best friend ever!
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What are you doing? Have you completely lost your mind?
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At least I know my Miranda rights, you idiot.
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First of all, your argument kind of just collapsed on itself, because if you call us narcs, if narcs call people narcs, and you call us narcs, then that's kind of... - 'Cause you just said that. - They call people... Look, I don't have time for this shit. You guys want to do this or not? - Jesus. - Yes. - Yes, yes. - No problem.
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What is this? I don't know, but it's already more exciting. You're embarrassing me. It's okay. I'll make it up to you.
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What are you doing? Are you trying to find my G-spot? - Just stick it in! - I don't know. I've never done this before! Just stick it in! Go!
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McQuaid, huh? Doug McQuaid. I read your file.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, after we made the exchange, our potential business partners got followed by some fucking cops. That's insane, man. Are you serious? Okay, it's just I don't want to go to jail! You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail? It rhymes with "grape"!
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You know who calls people narcs? Narcs, narc.
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Some messed up shit went down yesterday.
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Come on, you guys. Come on. Please. Jesus.
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Is this funny to you guys?
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Just get in the car, man.
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It rhymes with "grape"
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I need you to run anchor on the 4X400 at today's track meet. You do that, and I'll sign this pass.
