Worse things in the world. We had to get fuckin' tattoos on our dicks, man. Hey, actually, I just said that - to mess with you. - What? Looks tough. Look, we know what it's like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street Division. Come on, you guys are Jump Street? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street. - What? - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, Shit! - Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. Oh, my God, dude! Get them! Motherfucker!
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The only approval that I ever needed was my best friend.
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You were shooting at the fuckin' ceiling.
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It's just... I didn't feel good about myself.
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Did I hit anything?
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Shoot them!
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Fuck that.
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All right.
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I was in a French fry commercial when I was a kid, so people are like, you know, often say, "Oh, I think I know you," but I don't think we've ever met before. Do I look like I eat French fries? I don't know, you look like you're in great shape, but maybe you have, like, one cheat day, like a carb blowout, you know? I don't know. Nah. Yeah, the theme song was, like...
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You bought us Taco Bell. Eric, honestly, that was a sincere gesture. You made me this friendship bracelet. Well, he's not really your friend. He was pretending the whole time. I'm gonna cut this the fuck off later, all right?
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That's my quesadilla! Who wants a piece? Huh? I know you're in there, Doug, or whatever your name is! You lied to me!
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I know sometimes I was a jerk to you when we were undercover.