- Oh. Buenos dias, officer. - Hola. I'm sorry if we were violating some of your traffic laws. You see, the family and I got into a heated game of road bingo and...
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- [WHISPERS] You wanna get us killed? - What?
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It's a great place.
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Can I change the subject for a second? If you get back and see the sculpture... you're gonna look at it and be like, "Whoa, those balls are huge." The balls are the only part that are not anatomically correct. Everything else is perfect. But I made the balls a little larger as a tribute to my manhood. Fuck you, Brad. That's the David I love! Fuck you too! Come on, let's do this! Ha, ha! I'll see you soon, my little drug mule! Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw... [PHONE BEEPS OFF] Shit!
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[WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH] Oh, no. Thank you. I'm good.
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Hola. Hola, big man, me llamo David. Yeah, I'm here to pick up for Brad Gurdlinger.
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Well, as long as no one sets foot inside the RV... looks through a window, or weighs us...
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See, I'm, how you say, a man who prefers the company of other men.
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- Okay? Bring it in, on three. - What?! No! What do you mean no? What's wrong? - Well, I'm not gay. - Are you sure?
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Okay, here we go. This is it. Kenny, grab the hats. Hurry.
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We do go back. But it's not college anymore. We're not selling lids out of my dorm room. And you owe me $43,000. I told you, I got robbed, Brad. They took everything I had, man. This week's drop, 22 grand of my money that I'd saved. I'm fucked.
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Well, all right. Ha, ha.
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What, because I don't want a penis in my mouth? Exactly. It's exactly what homophobic means. Look, you go over there, you just, you know, you pretend it's a girl's dick.
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[ONE-EYE SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
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- Unless you want to, you know. Oof! - Mm-hm.
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I don't get it. What's in it for me? I'm thinking a roof over your head, some actual hot food. That'd be good enough. I'm thinking 1000.
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[OVER SPEAKERS] Hey little lady, don't you say maybe. Rose, the guy at the bar asked for you by name. Treat him nice. Baby, I'ma show you how to.
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No way. Absolutely not. No, we need a girl. And unless you can think of someone that can leave town tomorrow, I'm fucked.