ROSE: Awesome. - I'm never gonna wash these hands. Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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Thank you so much.
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Okay. Um... Well, I've never really like... Had sex before. Shocker.
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I saw what just happened with you and Melissa.
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But also, you know, I would totally adopt you.
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- You just have to understand something. ROSE: Mm-hm, mm-hm.
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Yeah. And it also sends that message to teens, just stick to the big A. - Yeah, anal. - Abstinence, you meant.
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Wait, what? I thought you said you were like 18.
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But I've never touched another woman before.
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- Great, because you're up next. - Ah.
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ROSE: Good night. That was great. - Okay, bye, guys. Great. What now, genius? - Tell me... What? - Oh, 0h, oh. I don't know. I just got earfucked in a tent. If you let her finger bang you they would have given us the keys. Oh, really? Why don't you go suck Don's dick for them... and then you get the keys? He was certainly loving on those earlobes. Okay, look. First, unlike you, I only suck a man's dick if I'm in love, okay? That's kind of a personal rule I have. - Yeah, and secondly... And secondly... - What?
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Mrs. Fitzgerald, are you all right? - That baby was...? - Oh, did you think that LeBron was...? ALL: Heh-heh-heh. - No, no, no. LeBron was a sack of herbs. Oregano and basil mostly. We were just treating it like a real baby, a summer project. - Extra credit. DAVID: It teaches the students that... nothing ruins your life like children.
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- And then you fell in love. Oh! - Yeah. Then we fell in love. - Ha, ha! - Hey, now. I think this is our exit. David, could you grab me the map out of the glove box?
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Oh, my God!
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You know, you don't have to be scared to kiss a girl. Heh-heh.
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Yeah, my Don has been an agent for the last 22 years. On a bit of a hiatus at the moment. They took him out of the field, he wasn't aggressive enough. - That's enough. - I'm sorry. It's not right, Don.
