What are you gonna be for Halloween? My mom found this picture on Instagram of these kids, they were shadows. So they crept up next to kids, other kids, and they used to spook 'em out and look like shadows. One year, I was actually a subway surfer. You can buy that one? Um, no, I built it.
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Did they have elephants in ancient Persia?
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Thank you.
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Yeah. Well, I-I had a similar thing happen last week, man. - Oh yeah? - Yeah, check this out. I'm at Larry's barbecue party on Sunday, right? - Larry had a barbecue? - Yeah, the barbecue party. And, uh, I'm just standing out there on the deck, right? And I'd already eaten a lot, and I'm just having a beer, right? And you know that blonde friend of Larry's girlfriend, um, Rita? - I'm not sure you met her. - I don't know Rita. Well, she is, like, super hot! Right? - Oh, yeah. - And just like, stacked too. Just beautiful curves. Like an animal. And, you know, she comes over to me and she asks me what I'm doing later! - All right. - Yeah, right? Yeah, so we talk for a little while. And, uh, she was like, really flirtatious too, man. - OK. - You know. Yeah. And finished my beer, and, oh, man, you know, I had to get up early for work the next morning and all that, so... - You split? - Yeah. Yeah. But it was... it was cool, though. Uh, I mean, I knew exactly what she wanted, right. And I got her number, too. She gave me her number.
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You, uh, you workin' late tonight? Yeah. - Yeah, I need the overtime. - Yeah, me too.
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Yeah, yeah. They're out of control.
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You are a great poet.
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You promise?
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Hey, Marie. Another ginger ale? - Thanks, Doc. - You know Paterson, right? Umm, not really, but... we've seen each other. - Hey, Paterson. - Hey-hey-hey, Marie. - You drive the bus, right? - Yeah, I do. Your name really Paterson, or they just nickname you that? Uh, no, my real name is Paterson. Well, that's kind of crazy, right? Yeah. Right.
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Everett still not gettin' it. Not yet, the numbskull. I've been breaking up with him for two weeks now. What am I gonna do? Marie, baby, I need to talk to you. - No! - Please. Just talk to me for a few minutes. No, Everett. We've talked enough. - More than enough. - Please.
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Man, what would you do?
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Thanks, Doc.
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Oh, shit.
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A few hundred dollars? It comes with lessons, instruction books, a tuner and, um, extra strings and a hard case and everything. Well, I think, um, maybe...
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You love somebody... more than anything in the whole damn world. You... worship her. You don't wanna be alive without her and... she says she doesn't want you.
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♪ Just call me Paul Lawrence Dunbar ♪
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Get any writing done? I did, a little, yeah.
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Accordion. No, I just drive the regular ones. Did you ever drive a fire truck? No, just, uh, buses and cars, and, uh, I drove a big truck a few times, but, uh, that's it.