You were out a little late last night. Yeah. There was, umm... an incident at the... at the bar. Incident at the bar? What happened? Well... - Oh, a guy had a gun. - What? Well, he had what I thought was a real gun. And he threatened this girl and... Oh my God! He threatened a girl? He threatened to shoot himself. All because he's in love with her. It's complicated. Anyway, I tried to stop him and I knocked the gun away and turns out it was a toy gun that shoots little foam pellets.
Paterson
10s
Speak of the devil. Baby, I need to talk to you for a minute. Everett, why can't you just forget about me? - Because I am in love with you. - Well, you can't have me.
Paterson
10s
Sure looked real, though. Oh, honey. Oh, that's so frightening. You acted so heroically.
What time is it? - It's Saturday morning, baby. - Oh.
Paterson
1.7s
Good morning.
Paterson
1.6s
OK.
Paterson
8.9s
Why are you up already? It's Saturday. I have to get my cupcakes to the farmer's market. - Remember? - I do now.
Paterson
6s
And you, my little man. You're gonna have to stay here and guard the palace.
Paterson
1.2s
Honey, should I change my shirt?
Paterson
3.2s
- How'd it go? - Oh, honey, I'm so happy!
Paterson
2.7s
Mmm, still smell a hint of beer.
Paterson
2s
Smooth move, Paterson.
Paterson
3.2s
OK, then nobody move!
Paterson
2s
That'd be nice.
Paterson
1.8s
Marvin!
Paterson
4.5s
There'll never be anyone like you.
Paterson
33.6s
Pumpkin My little pumpkin, I like to think about other girls sometimes, but the truth is if you ever left me, I'd tear my heart out and never put it back.
