And Lou Costello. - "Who's on first?" - Uh, who's on first, what's on second, - I don't know's on third... - Wait, who's on first?
Paterson
2.2s
Yeah, Lou Costello.
Paterson
3.4s
No, it's a poem by a... by a girl I met.
Paterson
13.8s
Laura, what's all that flour and stuff for? For my cupcakes, remember? Saturday is my turn on the baking booth in the farmer's market. I remembered this morning that, oh, my God, it's the day after tomorrow.
Paterson
23.3s
I go through trillions of molecules that move aside to make way for me, while on both sides, trillions more stay where they are.
Paterson
4.7s
The windshield wiper blade starts to squeak.
Paterson
6.7s
Did she have long hair? Uh, she did, yeah. Hmm.
Paterson
3.1s
I have so many cupcakes to make. Oh, my!
Paterson
2.7s
- You don't like your pie? - No, I do, yeah!
Paterson
2.2s
The Run.
Paterson
5.3s
- Wait, wait, wait, please. - Everett! I would rather drop dead.
Paterson
4.4s
Hey, Doc, what d... what does Abbott and Costello have to do with, uh, Romeo and Juliet?
Paterson
7.3s
You don't listen to me at all! The friendship can be folded into something greater. I don't want to fold it into something greater!
Paterson
20s
Paterson, you still don't got a cell phone? Uh, no... no, I don't want one. It would be a leash. What about the better half? She got one? She's got one, yeah. And a laptop. And an iPad. She doesn't want you to get one? No, no, she's OK about it.
Paterson
42.2s
Who's on first? Who's on first? I'll tell ya who's on first. And I'll tell ya what's on second too. But you ain't gonna wanna know. I can explain, sweetheart. No, let me explain. That is my cookie jar money. That is money I've been saving up so I could get my hair fixed to go to your damn niece's wedding. That is my money. Mine! I promise, I will replace it. I-I will replace it after this weekend's chess tournament. Chess tournament? Doc, you gonna need a chess tourniquet if you don't put that damn money back.
