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Yeah. Well, I-I had a similar thing happen last week, man. - Oh yeah? - Yeah, check this out. I'm at Larry's barbecue party on Sunday, right? - Larry had a barbecue? - Yeah, the barbecue party. And, uh, I'm just standing out there on the deck, right? And I'd already eaten a lot, and I'm just having a beer, right? And you know that blonde friend of Larry's girlfriend, um, Rita? - I'm not sure you met her. - I don't know Rita. Well, she is, like, super hot! Right? - Oh, yeah. - And just like, stacked too. Just beautiful curves. Like an animal. And, you know, she comes over to me and she asks me what I'm doing later! - All right. - Yeah, right? Yeah, so we talk for a little while. And, uh, she was like, really flirtatious too, man. - OK. - You know. Yeah. And finished my beer, and, oh, man, you know, I had to get up early for work the next morning and all that, so... - You split? - Yeah. Yeah. But it was... it was cool, though. Uh, I mean, I knew exactly what she wanted, right. And I got her number, too. She gave me her number.
Paterson
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Everything OK? Well, now that you ask, no, not really. My kid needs braces on her teeth. My car needs a transmission job. My wife wants me to take her to Florida. But I'm behind on the mortgage payments. My uncle called from India and he needs money for my niece's wedding, and I got this strange rash on my back - you name it, brother. - How 'bout you? - I'm OK. - OK, well, have a nice day. - OK, you too. Yeah. I doubt it.
Paterson
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Hey, Marie. Another ginger ale? - Thanks, Doc. - You know Paterson, right? Umm, not really, but... we've seen each other. - Hey, Paterson. - Hey-hey-hey, Marie. - You drive the bus, right? - Yeah, I do. Your name really Paterson, or they just nickname you that? Uh, no, my real name is Paterson. Well, that's kind of crazy, right? Yeah. Right.
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