"Die, pig ! Die ! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive !" Bam ! "I saw what you did to my friend !" Bam ! - Major ! Major ! Major ! - Bam ! Bam ! Bam !
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Major, I have news so good I've decided to deliver it personally. America needs you. There's a situation in Bosnia that requires your special services. As of this moment, you are reinstated in the United States Marines... at the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. - Thank you, sir ! - Congratulations. Your unit will be leaving out of Washington. You will arrive tomorrow at 1600 for briefing. Here are your tickets.
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There's only one place where we can go To see freaky girls doin' shows Doin' tricks to make us holler Ain't you gonna dance ? Benson. Not like others but above the rest Just do any effect to turn us on Them girls got it goin' on Benson. Nobody does the robot anymore. Then I guess I gotta dig further into my repertoire. - I get hard after seein' you - Heh-heh-heh. How hard Hard like a rock When you make that coochie pop Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby Pop that coochie Pop, Pop that coochie, baby Pop, pop, pop that coochie Pop, pop that coochie, baby Freaky girls with plenty of class Roamin' to the music and shakin' real fast Bend over backwards, make me shout Work that body in and out - Moving that body with plenty of action Bringin' to the man more satisfaction Doin' what they did to turn us out Just work that body all the way out Shake it, don't break it It took your mama nine months to make it Bend over and spread 'em, girl Show me those cultured pearls Play that butt and don't you quit Then blow me a freaky kiss Girl, you know you look so cute Williams, you take these guys and fan out the left flank of the school. Go ! Gotcha. Wuligar. You take these two and cover the right. - Got it ? - Got it. Come on !
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I asked to leave. Them boys are makin' me soft. Them boys need you ! All that hard work they did, they did for you. - They did it for themselves. - Benson. Look, woman. I toured 11 separate engagements. I didn't do that to come back and be conquered by no woman and a bunch of kids. What'd you really think I was gonna do, marry you ? Put up a white picket fence ? Adopt Tiger and become the lovin' male role model ? That's not me. It's not Payne !
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Major Payne, sir. Yeah.
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Squad ! Atten-hut ! General on deck.
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It's somethin' special.
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Okay. I'll go get ready. - Me too. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. All right, good-bye.
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Well, ain't you gonna eat ?
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Sir, the major will be there, sir ! Good man. I'll see you in Washington.
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That's a pretty bold move there, Mr. Stone.
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All right ? And then his chest cavity exploded. Boom ! Heh-heh-heh. You know, that was the first time I ever drove a man's nose up into his brain, causin' instant death and simultaneous bowel evacuation. But enough about me, woman. What's your story ? I'm surprised you ain't dropped about 12 puppies by now. - Ain't you never been married ? Yeah, I was. What happened ? You terminate his command ? No. Actually, he left. I wanted children. He didn't. Any man that'd leave you oughta be monkey-stomped... and have his brains mailed back to his mother. Well, thank you, Benson.
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- I got somethin' for you. - Oh, what is it ? It's a bullet.
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Hello, Miss Walburn. You just missed a little bedtime story.