All right ? And then his chest cavity exploded. Boom ! Heh-heh-heh. You know, that was the first time I ever drove a man's nose up into his brain, causin' instant death and simultaneous bowel evacuation. But enough about me, woman. What's your story ? I'm surprised you ain't dropped about 12 puppies by now. - Ain't you never been married ? Yeah, I was. What happened ? You terminate his command ? No. Actually, he left. I wanted children. He didn't. Any man that'd leave you oughta be monkey-stomped... and have his brains mailed back to his mother. Well, thank you, Benson.
Major Payne
5.5s
- I got somethin' for you. - Oh, what is it ? It's a bullet.
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5.6s
I've been known to cut a little rug... in my day.
Major Payne
2.4s
I don't suppose you dance.
Major Payne
2.6s
It's somethin' special.
Major Payne
2.8s
Madison is a loser.
Major Payne
2.8s
Man, get in there.
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2.1s
Don't move !
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15.5s
I wanna get that trophy, sir. Come again ? I wanna get that trophy, sir. - What, you want to steal it ? - No, sir. - You want to win it ? - I want to earn it, sir.
Major Payne
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You're mine now. I own you. And you will respect me. Now you salute me. No ! You hit that boy again, I'm gonna do more than salute you. - This is between me and my son. - Stepson. Whoever he is, he's on my time now.
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Gimme a little salute. I'm not gonna salute you. You salute your superiors. - Or don't they teach that around here ? - What superior ? They kicked you out. Remember ? Don't you sass me like your mother.
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5.1s
Now I'm gonna ask you nicely, please return to your vehicle.
Major Payne
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You're drunk. Don't you walk away from me. Oh.
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2.9s
The rest of you men feel the same way ?
Major Payne
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Major Payne, sir. Yeah.
Major Payne
2.1s
Go on back to your bunk, son.
Major Payne
2.4s
You go on now.
Major Payne
19.5s
I didn't think so. Go lead your men into victory. Great. What happened to unity and family... and all that other bullshit that you taught us ? I never said families don't break up. Don't you watch Oprah ?
