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What the hell happened to you ?

Major Payne

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What do you want, Mister Pee-body ? Oh, he's upset about this morning. Apparently he had a little accident. Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants. Well, maybe that's because he's six. 'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full-time job.

Major Payne

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I see we have a sickly boy on our hands. We're gonna have to boost your immune system, son ! Drop down, give me 25 pushups now ! - Count 'em out ! - One, sir. - Two, sir.

Major Payne

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It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man, and already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for action. - Hungry for blood. Hell. I'm just plain ol' hungry.

Major Payne

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Meet me on the parade ground, 1700 hours. We got work to do. Squad, atten-hut !

Major Payne

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Why are you here ? The R.O.T.C. program. I understand you've been placin' last, eight years runnin' in the Virginia Military Games. - I am here to remedy that. We have an R.O.T.C. program ? - The green boys, sir. - Oh, right. Between us, I don't care what you do with those boys, as long as you keep them out of my hair. Is that all ? - Oh ! Would you like a tour of the campus ? No. I'd like to see my men. Fall in ! Move it, you idiots ! Let's go ! Come on, Williams ! Let's move it. Get a hop on it, boy ! Mo-o-o-o-ve ! Fall in, everyone ! Fall in ! Let's go ! Come on, people ! Mo-o-o-ve ! Hustle, hustle, hustle ! Let's go. Giddyap ! Giddyap, let's go !

Major Payne

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- Feel I'm gettin' weaker... while Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle. I can't lose my edge. I gotta keep my strength up. I gotta maintain discipline. Because the hard reality was... I gotta get a job. - And what better place... than somewhere that would allow me to employ... my skills as a trained killer. Mister... Payne ?

Major Payne

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Mmm.

Major Payne

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Did I say you could touch my bed ? - No. - Get off. Ow !

Major Payne

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That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. - You wanna wrestle ? Uh, no thanks. I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am.

Major Payne

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Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... and killin'. Little did I know what awaited for me. I've toured 11 separate engagements... from Iraq to Haiti, but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. I was told it would be my greatest challenge. It was sure to be a living hell.

Major Payne

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What you runnin' from, boy ? She's tryin' to give me a shot ! You don't like needles ? You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ? Here, gimme your hand. Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor. You must be Major Payne.

Major Payne

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Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! I'm not gonna chase you.

Major Payne

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- Come in.

Major Payne

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Oh, that's great ! But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ? - Like what ? - Like golf. Negative.

Major Payne

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So what is it, exactly ? Concentrated dithiazanine. - What the hell is that ? - It's like a super-laxative. This here'll pack enough punch to take out an entire football team. Payne'll never get off the can. He'll be makin' beef stool 'til graduation. - Yeah. - All right. Payne'll never know what hit him.

Major Payne

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Can't you see I'm eatin', turd ? There's a call for you, sir.

Major Payne

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So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.

Major Payne