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Well, you know what y'all got comin' ? Seven 23-hour days... full of fun and adventure. I'm gonna make you boys strong ! Sir. Yes, turd ? It was me, sir. I hired him. Well, that's one death warrant signed. Do I have any more volunteers ?

Major Payne

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Like what ?

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- Where is he ? - He better get here. Alex ! Alex !

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Mmm.

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Can't you see I'm eatin', turd ? There's a call for you, sir.

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That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. - You wanna wrestle ? Uh, no thanks. I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am.

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Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... and killin'. Little did I know what awaited for me. I've toured 11 separate engagements... from Iraq to Haiti, but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. I was told it would be my greatest challenge. It was sure to be a living hell.

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What you runnin' from, boy ? She's tryin' to give me a shot ! You don't like needles ? You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ? Here, gimme your hand. Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor. You must be Major Payne.

Major Payne

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So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.

Major Payne

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- Come in.

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Oh, that's great ! But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ? - Like what ? - Like golf. Negative.

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So what is it, exactly ? Concentrated dithiazanine. - What the hell is that ? - It's like a super-laxative. This here'll pack enough punch to take out an entire football team. Payne'll never get off the can. He'll be makin' beef stool 'til graduation. - Yeah. - All right. Payne'll never know what hit him.

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What you want Baby, I got What you need You know I got it All I'm askin' - Is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit - Hey, baby - Just a little bit - When ya get home - Just a little bit - Mister - Just a little bit I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone I ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit just a little bit - Baby, when you get home And all I'm askin' in return, honey Is to give me my propers when you get home - Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby, when you get home - Just a little bit Just a little bit - Yeah Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

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Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! I'm not gonna chase you.

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Did I say you could touch my bed ? - No. - Get off. Ow !

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What about you, brown-nose ? I acted alone, sir. The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.

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Cadets. I'm pleased to announce the two top-rated squads... who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition: Wellington Academy and Madison Academy.

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Listen, Heathcoat. Over the wall. Go ! Go ! Come on ! You can do it ! Come on ! Let's move it ! Move it ! See you later, loser.

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