Look at you, though. Regular little soldier man. You a hard-ass now ? What are you doin' here ? It's Parents Day, and I am your legal guardian.
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My name... is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! I'd like to be the first to welcome you... to the Madison School. What we've tried to develop here... is a family environment. One of trust and understanding. I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, - but as your friend.
Major Payne
27s
What the hell are you doin' in my office ? It was a trap. You set us up. I mighta made a little anonymous call. You didn't think they was just gonna hand it to you, did ya ? We got the crap kicked out of us because of you ! Tonight wasn't about fair or unfair. It was about achievin' your objective.
Major Payne
33.5s
Did you ? Did you even see that trophy ? Oh, I saw it. And when you saw it, did you want it ? Yeah, to get rid of you. That's not what I asked ! Did you want it ? I wanted it. - To own it ? - Yeah. - Deserve it ? - Yeah. - To win it ? - Oh, yeah. Then let's win it, you bruised-up turd ! If you really want it, I'll show you how to earn it.
Major Payne
17.2s
Arms, hut ! Left face ! Ladies and gentlemen, Wellington Academy. - Forward march ! - Drill leader: Sergeant Michael Rachmill. Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. All right, gentlemen. Let's look alive here ! We got trophies to win !
Oh, I see you and your friend Cujo here... got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjustin'. I'm gonna fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry. Hey, Corporal !
Major Payne
17.3s
This is unsatisfactory ! I demand that the Madison squad... be disqualified from the final competition ! Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. That's not enough ! Look at 'em ! These animals are so pathetic, their own commander didn't even bother to show up.
Major Payne
33.8s
- Major, have you ever done this kind of work before ? Woman, under this here hat... I've trained 20,432... combat killin' machines. Well, that's just my point. You see, now you're dealing with children, and children have special needs. Do you know what positive reinforcement means ? Is that anything like where you take a P.O.W. and you snap his neck... after you torture him, so he don't have to go through life with a colostomy bag?
Major Payne
3.6s
Drill team leader: Private Kevin "Tiger" Dunne.
Major Payne
2.2s
Company ! Atten-hut !
Major Payne
12.8s
Then you get out there and you toot that horn, boy. Toot. Toot. Toot. Toot.
Major Payne
2.6s
Whee-e-e-e, doggie !
Major Payne
16.3s
Maybe I didn't come back for you. Why'd you come back then ? Maybe I told myself that I want to see you win first place... and ain't gonna leave until you do ! So that's it ? It's all about the trophy ?
Major Payne
2m26s
Bust a move ! Now here we are together Ready to do whatever We started out as boys Now we're men and we're makin' noise So stand back and step clear Madison cadets are the ones to fear If you don't believe battle us and you will see Oh, yeah, here we come Here we come, here we come Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho We can get down 'cause it's in our souls We can get down 'cause it's in our souls - Hit me with a one, two - One, two - Hit me with a three, four - Three, four Hit me with a one, two, three, four - One, two... three, four - Mark time, march ! - Ahhhhh-hoo - Present arms Forward march Huh, huh, huh, huh Order arms Philly stomp Ho Hit it Oh, yeah One, two, three Get down on the hip-hop Get down and get funky and you don't stop, what, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger Do dat, do dat Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, do dat, do dat - Get down, do dat, do dat - Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! - Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, oof, oof - Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h ! Salute Madison Preparatory School.