To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you... - what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh.
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My name... is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! I'd like to be the first to welcome you... to the Madison School. What we've tried to develop here... is a family environment. One of trust and understanding. I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, - but as your friend.
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Drill team leader: Private Kevin "Tiger" Dunne.
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Sir, squad is formed, sir.
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Post.
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The Glee Club... - will be meeting at 3:30.
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This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute. You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin, - Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted... by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman. - Happy to meet you. - Same here. Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation. Neutralize.
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- Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ? - Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it. Squad ! Atten-hut !
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How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ? Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one. Well, I had a really nice time tonight, Benson. Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun.
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Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week. It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback. Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you. It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.
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Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping-- Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated. You wanted in. I got you in. You don't take this, there won't be any more chances.
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Stone. You are now cadet sergeant. If these men win the Virginia Military Games, it'll be because you have led them to a victory. If they lose, it'll be because you failed them.
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I like to hang upside down blindfolded, take my gun apart and put it back together... before my nose starts to bleed.
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Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor. So do l. Heh-heh-heh.
