Hey, 2O bucks I can toss a Cookie Crisp into his ass crack. Wait, let me try. I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State. Oh, yeah? Was your mascot a broken condom?
Ted 2
1.4s
Oh, shit!
Ted 2
15.6s
No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. It's just... The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. Hey, come on. Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. (SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here and I... I can't believe it's official.
Ted 2
2s
Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry.
Ted 2
25.1s
I won't be able to perform the implantation procedure. Wait, what? Why not? Tami-Lynn, according to your test results, you're no longer fertile. What? Wait, Doc, are you sure about that? I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know? I'm quite sure. Tami-Lynn, because of your history of excessive drug use your ovarian canal has been somewhat compromised. What are you talking about? It looks fine. Yeah.
Ted 2
2s
Uh, those aren't supposed to be out.
Ted 2
2s
I'll see you in heaven, Ted.
Ted 2
5.6s
The state official I spoke to said that technically, you are classified as property.
Ted 2
5.5s
And when the next conflict comes along, we're once again blind to it as it's happening.
Ted 2
1.3s
Ted!
Ted 2
1.5s
I'm so sorry, baby.
Ted 2
5.8s
He just reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah, that's great. $40. Okay.
Ted 2
1.5s
And I have.
Ted 2
1.4s
Hi.
Ted 2
5.4s
But if we suddenly decide to share that gift, where does that lead us?
Ted 2
1.2s
Please be seated.
Ted 2
10.2s
So what? Well, Ted is suing for his civil rights. If he loses, the state will officially declare him a non-entity with no rights under the law.
