Hey, I remember you from the wedding. You get a nose job? No.
Ted 2
4s
I need you to come with me now. Go to hell! (GRUNTS)
Ted 2
4.9s
Especially that song they sing at the Red Sox games.
Ted 2
2.4s
I have some big plans for you, Ted.
Ted 2
15.7s
Oh, Jesus Christ. You got to be kidding me! Now, we're assholes. Look what you did. I swear to God, I'll kick your goddamn ass! Who was it? Uh, sir, I apologize for my 5-year-old son. (m KID'S VOICE) I'm sowwy! Sowwy, sir. Cookie Crisp in your bum-bumzies. I'm sowwy. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Ted 2
7.2s
Oh, my God. Now we're even bigger assholes. Go get my Cookie Crisp out of his ass. You guys making trouble over here? Uh, no, ma'am. We're just minding our business.
Ted 2
8.2s
And if that is not big enough news, Hasbro will be unveiling a brand-new line of Transformers merchandise next fall.
Ted 2
3.9s
Do I have fuck-me eyes? No, you have "Give us the ring, my precious" eyes.
Ted 2
3s
One that loves me just as much as you love John.
Ted 2
1.9s
Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.
Ted 2
1.7s
I have $40, here.
Ted 2
3.9s
Besides, I've been kicked around a lot this week. I just...
Ted 2
1.8s
Okay, well, good talk.
Ted 2
2.9s
(HEART MONITOR FLAT LINING)
Ted 2
8s
Look, I don't know what kind of mojo was in that wish you made when you were a child, but this bear is alive.
