You wanna see it? Huh? You wanna see your kid? I can see it from here, thanks,yeah. Dude, take a closer look. It's your kid. No,no,no! Come on! You got to take a closer look. That's close enough, Johnny! He's beautiful. Come on! I'll trade you. Catch. Oh, shit! Oh, God! Fuck!Dude, that's somebody's kid! Well, it's not my fault, A-Rod! You were supposed to catch it! We got to find something to scoop it up. There's containers over there. Scoop it up with that. Shit. All right.
Ted 2
13s
TED: Oh! Oh, fuck! Oh, my God! Fuck!Fuck! Oh, my God! It's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in! (GAGGING) You got to fucking help me! Oh, my God! It's in my fucking mouth! Hang on. I got to post this on Facebook. No! (CAMERA CLICKS)
Ted 2
2.9s
TED: No, no, that's not gonna work. You need two of them. You got to scoop one into the other.
Ted 2
1.3s
I see.
Ted 2
8.2s
Uh, it's been discussed, but do you mind if I ask how old you are? I'm 26. Ah.
Ted 2
6.8s
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna havetolet you go. What? Why? I've been busting my ass at this job for three years!
Ted 2
7.1s
I noticed you always use urinal four, so I put fresh cakes in there for you. You're an important man. You should never have to smell pee.
Ted 2
7.9s
Hey. I just got off work and heard your message. Is that for real? Did they actually tell you that? Yeah, it's unbelievable. "Property." They said I'm property.
Ted 2
1.5s
Why didn't you just come to me?
Ted 2
5.2s
"John Bennett." Hi. Right this way. I'll show you where to deposit your specimen.
Ted 2
5.4s
Besides, we just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried to jerk him off... You're ready to be a parent.
Ted 2
3.2s
And plus, after seeing your laptop, I didn't think you had any left.
