A hundred and fifty years ago a slave by the name of Dred Scott sued to prove that he was a person and not a piece of property.
Ted 2
4.3s
Ted, do you believe you have a soul?
Ted 2
4.2s
And as history has shown us, that waswtjustice.
Ted 2
5.7s
So, you think this Meighan guy is gonna help us? I mean, honestly, I don't know. Um...
Ted 2
2.9s
Erection. Sustained.
Ted 2
1.2s
Hmm.
Ted 2
1.3s
Yeah.
Ted 2
1.2s
Hey.
Ted 2
1.7s
But we're going to the right place.
Ted 2
1.5s
(CHUCKLES)
Ted 2
11s
Hey, it must be weird for you guys, having a doll up here on the stand with no kid pointing to where his uncle touched him, huh? (CHUCKLES) Yeah, no, yeah, no. Yeah, lam capable. I love a lot of stuff. Yeah.
Ted 2
3.7s
So what do you say? Can you get me my life back? (BUBBLING)
Ted 2
13s
TED: Oh! Oh, fuck! Oh, my God! Fuck!Fuck! Oh, my God! It's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in! (GAGGING) You got to fucking help me! Oh, my God! It's in my fucking mouth! Hang on. I got to post this on Facebook. No! (CAMERA CLICKS)
Ted 2
2.4s
(TIRES SCREECHING) (HORN HONKING)
Ted 2
1.5s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted 2
3.2s
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
Ted 2
8.7s
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home." You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high. I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting the War on Drugs and all that shit?
