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FUCK you! Hey, Ted! Come on! I'm sorry. He doesn't mean that. Please forgive me, I'm sorry. There's just no indication that you've had any positive effect on the world around you. Well, that's not true. He's had a positive effect on me. Would that positive effect be yourjoint arrest for purchasing marijuana in 2003? Well, how the fuck do you prepare for a Foo Fighters concert?
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Now, you said your parents purchased Ted, as one might purchase a baseball glove or a Big Wheel. No, it's not like that! Objection! You can't do that! You know what? This is bullshit! This court is trying to tell me that I'm not as good as other people, and this is exactly what you've been doing to the fags! Ted! Sorry, sorry. The homos, the homos. This is exactly what you've been doing to the homos, and I say it's wrong! Ms. Jackson, please control your client or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court! Oh, piss off! I'm standing up for rne and I'm standing up for the homos! We deserve respect! Ted, shut up! Fine.
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