His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald"? What? No. Well, then, what's the "F" stand for? Francis. No. It's got to be "Fuck." It must be "Fuck." It's got to be "Fuck." It has to be "Fuck." Why the hell would it be "Fuck"? Well, because otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it? Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "Fuck." Come on, read between the “nee, Sam. We “F uck.“ (LAUGHS) That's completely insane. You guys are idiots. Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubber Lang. Get used to it.
Ted 2
3.7s
Judy Blume? Hitler? F. Scott Fitzgerald. Who's that?
Ted 2
3.9s
You know, Ted, if you legally become a person, you're gonna need a last name.
Ted 2
4.3s
Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one. Okay, what is it?
Ted 2
2.7s
(BREATHING SHAKILY) Kunta. Kunta Kinte.
Ted 2
1.3s
Crazy son of a bitch!
Ted 2
1.8s
Get out of the way!
Ted 2
16.4s
Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs. Is that him? Yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now, but yeah, this is him. Jesus! Why did you bring him here? I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast. HeY,Ted!
Ted 2
1.5s
Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
5s
That's the lottery! That's the lottery! That's what you get for fucking exercising!
Ted 2
11.5s
Huh? Oh, Johnny! TAMI-LYNN: Oh, Johnny, it's perfect. Hey, you know, maybe someday, if you wish hard enough, maybe he'll come to life and you guys can do all kinds of drugs together.
Ted 2
6.7s
But you've just been so bummed out over your divorce lately that I just... You know, I didn't want to put you in an awkward position.
Ted 2
3s
You see him anywhere? No. Let's try in there.
Ted 2
2s
I want to feel useful, you know?
Ted 2
11.2s
What is it, Danny? Uh, Donny, sir. Well, Donny, I'm extremely busy with the Comic Con presentation... I'm told that you have an open-door policy here at Hasbro for new toy ideas from any and all employees?
Ted 2
15.8s
Well, I was married at one point, but it just didn't work out. Shits. I'm sorry. That sucks. No. I mean, we'd make it work day to day, but she was always just trying to change me into someone I'm not. And I tried, you know?
Ted 2
1.8s
This isn't about you, Ted.
Ted 2
7.2s
That's all I want for him. Oh! It smells like somebody's got a poopy diaper. Teddy, it's your turn to change him.
