WEDDING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, your newlyweds! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Ted 2
6.9s
Oh, Johnny, come on, man. It's been six months since you guys got divorced. I know, I know. It's just that...
Ted 2
4.8s
Oh, yeah? What's that? Tami-Lynn and I are gonna have a baby!
Ted 2
3.5s
Let's make a baby! Let's make a baby! (EXCLAIMS) (KISSES)
Ted 2
1.2s
Thank you.
Ted 2
16.8s
I do. SAM: And do you, Ted, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? Fuckin' A right, I do! (GIGGLES) Then, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bear.
Ted 2
2.4s
Rick and I are actually about to tie the knot.
Ted 2
28.2s
MALE NARRATOR: We are often told that happily-ever-afters exist only in the pages of fairy tales and in the naive minds of sheltered innocents. And yet, on this bright, sunny, Boston afternoon, a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend, proving two things. Happy endings can come true for anyone. And America doesn't give a shit about anything.
Ted 2
2.7s
Teddy, this is the best day of my life!
Ted 2
6.4s
Do you, Tami-Lynn McCafferty, take this teddy bear to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Ted 2
2.4s
Let's go get shit-faced! Okay!
Ted 2
2s
Oh, my God, Teddy.
Ted 2
2.2s
Being back in that church again.
Ted 2
16.5s
Go away, Teddy. Tami, listen, I just wanna talk to you. Okay? Will you just listen to me for one second? Why? So you can give me shit about my clothes? No!Look, I'm sorry about that, okay? I'm sorry. I was an asshole and I didn't mean it. You know, whatever, Teddy. Tami, (SIGHS) listen. I love you.
Ted 2
6.2s
I just love you so much. I love you, too, baby. I'm gonna go fifty shades of bear on you tonight.
Ted 2
17.3s
Hey, congrats, you mofos. Oh, hey, GUY- Beautiful ceremony. Oh. Thank you so much for being a part of it. Hey, this is my new boyfriend, Rick. How you doing? Good, good. He's a gourmet chef. So he knows how to toss a salad. (BOTH CHUCKLE)
Ted 2
1.5s
(GLASS BREAKS)
Ted 2
14.7s
You guys wanna celebrate with a little something else, hmm? Oh. Uh, no, thanks, Sam. Tami-Lynn would kill me if I did drugs on our wedding day. Ah, she won't notice. I just did a line with a dude in the men's room and I bet you can't even spot him.
