I mean, I've never voted. I don't have a driver's license, I don't pay taxes. I mean, hell, this is the firstjob I ever had.
Ted 2
2.9s
Do you understand? (WHISPERS) Yes, I do.
Ted 2
10s
Uh, okay, why are we doing this back here? Well, you're a celebrity. I just don't want you to get mobbed when people recognize you. Yeah, that's true. I've been mistaken for an Ewok three times today. All right, let's do this.
Ted 2
5.3s
Hey! Hi, Mr. Meighan. Thank you so much for taking my call.
Ted 2
10s
Good morning. Now... My name's Donny. (SIGHS) Hi, Donny. Now this is a multi-platform release, so I want a full report on all... Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
1.2s
Come here.
Ted 2
1.5s
(RIPS) (GASPS)
Ted 2
6.7s
But you've just been so bummed out over your divorce lately that I just... You know, I didn't want to put you in an awkward position.
Ted 2
11s
What the fuck? What the fuc:k's going on here? Who the hell are you? He really is extraordinary, isn't he? You son of a bitch! This is kidnapping! No, it's not.
Ted 2
2.7s
(BREATHING SHAKILY) Kunta. Kunta Kinte.
Ted 2
4.9s
Especially that song they sing at the Red Sox games.
Ted 2
1.4s
(GRUNTING)
Ted 2
1.2s
(SCREECHING)
Ted 2
1.4s
(SCREAMING)
Ted 2
3s
Ted! Who the hell are you?
Ted 2
1.2s
Ah!
Ted 2
4.2s
JUDGE: Very well. The plaintiff is hereby legally deemed property.
