JOHN: Hey, guys? (BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm having some trouble over here.
Ted 2
1.7s
Clubber Lang.
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5.3s
I need a full report on all the placement of our merchandise. Contact Bob Jennings atJavHs“.
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12.4s
(LAUGHS) I know, I just said your name. Oh, right, yeah, sorry, I'm just a little nervous. I've been out of the game for a while. The game? I don't talk to pretty girls that often. Pretty women, ladies.
Ted 2
6.2s
Hi, I'm calling for Patrick Meighan. This is Samantha Jackson. I defended Ted Clubber Lang in Ted v. Massachusetts.
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1.5s
Shut up.
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20.4s
His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald"? What? No. Well, then, what's the "F" stand for? Francis. No. It's got to be "Fuck." It must be "Fuck." It's got to be "Fuck." It has to be "Fuck." Why the hell would it be "Fuck"? Well, because otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it? Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "Fuck." Come on, read between the “nee, Sam. We “F uck.“ (LAUGHS) That's completely insane. You guys are idiots. Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubber Lang. Get used to it.
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11.5s
Huh? Oh, Johnny! TAMI-LYNN: Oh, Johnny, it's perfect. Hey, you know, maybe someday, if you wish hard enough, maybe he'll come to life and you guys can do all kinds of drugs together.
Ted 2
6s
Uh, excuse me. Where's your non-jerk-off bathroom? Down that hallway, to the left. Okay, thanks.
Ted 2
5s
That's the lottery! That's the lottery! That's what you get for fucking exercising!
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1.2s
(YELLS)
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10.4s
(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans, but I got to tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn. Take a look at this. I found a cowboy hat and a rifle and a guitar. Hey, be careful with that, huh. No, it's okay. It's not loaded.
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2.1s
(SIREN BLARING) (TIRES SCREECH)
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1.8s
(SIGHS)
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1.2s
Hey, Sam.
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1.7s
All right, let's go.
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2.7s
This is perfect. We're gonna get to the city before 10:00.
