No, as far as they're concerned, the only good Rick is a dead Rick.
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- God, you're a slob! - Yeah, but I'm a fabulous cook. Yeah? And what are we having? Well, it's either Swiss steak, meat loaf... I dunno. Charred flesh of some sort. - Why don't we name it after we eat? - Good idea.
Bachelor Party
2.9s
Mr Chef? Your vegetables are on fire.
Bachelor Party
26.4s
Debbie! Debbie, I didn't do anything! Well, hardly. The marriage is off! You can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life! I don't want that! I want you! And I want somebody who understands commitment! I understand commitment! I love you! - I don't believe you. - You don't? Oh, fine. Good. Hey! Hey! People! Attention, please! Shut up!
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4.6s
- I don't believe the groom has had you yet. - No, not...
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1.8s
Come on. I knew it was you.
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2.6s
- Good shot! - Thank you, sir.
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2.6s
Mrs Phillips. You're next.
Bachelor Party
4.3s
No, not yet. Where is the groom?
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2.8s
Usually I just have a jam sandwich for lunch.
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1.7s
Congratulations.
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3s
Aw, come on, honey! We'll take turns!
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5.3s
Hey, you don't look half bad! Let's see how you are in the sack! Yeehah!
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9.1s
- I'd like that. - Good. I think you're an asshole. No, let me correct that. An immature asshole.
Bachelor Party
5.2s
Have I had sex with anyone in this room tonight? No!
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4.9s
- Yeah, but how can I do that? - If it were up to me, I'd reason with him first.
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1.9s
Not in this case, however.
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4.7s
You were always sneaky, Stan. You were always very, very sneaky.
