Hey, it's dark in here. Don't turn on the lights, sugar. I'll lead you around. Oh, well, a seeing-eye hooker. This is a nice service.
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Rick, we don't have a dog.
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Hey, you ready for this big party? I understand that the guys have some fascinating women lined up for you.
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All the burners are occupied at this time, so I'm just gonna have to improvise here.
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Nope, this is definitely the food that prison riots are made of.
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Does the name Debbie mean anything to you? What, my Debbie?
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I tell ya, Mrs T, this is really some spread. This is pretty good chow.
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You had to open your mouth. You had to say something. You had to say hookers! - Doc, I'll pay my bill! Don't hurt me, please! - I'll kill you!
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Wait! Just hold on! Wait! Hold on! Please, just give me a chance to explain! Debbie!
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Damn you, Rick!
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Will you stop fooling around? I need to talk. What's the matter?
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A funny, funny guy as well as being a wonderfully talented human being. Take care, babe. We love ya.
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I'd like to adopt this 17-year-old Korean girl I've had my eye on. I figure why beat around the bush, but, I mean, this pup is fertile, and I know I'm perfectly capable, so you don't have to worry. You'll have some American grandkids in no time at all.
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Hi, Tina!
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Are we gonna have girls at our party?
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I can't understand you getting married. Do you have any idea what you're giving up? Any idea? An inkling? Everything! Wild parties. Running around like a maniac. Women every night. Nakedness. Gone! I miss that so much, Ricky. Stan, you're beginning to depress me. Oh, well, maybe you'll feel just a little better after this.
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- What's with the costume? - I don't know! Listen, do me a favor. Go up to her like you don't know her and send her into the back bedroom. You got it.
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Cole, I know you're as unhappy as I am about Debbie's marriage to Rick.
