She crawled up beside me Her smile terrified me And I was suffering in ecstasy - What the hell are you doing? - I'm slashing my wrists. - With an electric razor? - I couldn't find any razor blades. At least your wrists will be smooth and kissable. Give me this thing! What is the matter with you? Will you go out there and have some fun and have a few laughs, please?
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Shit!
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Guys!
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My name is Tim. I'm always available. By the way, I also do engine work on BMWs.
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Honey, the boys have something to discuss. Let's leave 'em alone for a minute, huh?
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- Are you sure you're OK? - Yes.
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- Now, if I may make some suggestions? - Oh, feel free. Good. First, you're a slob. You dress like a bum. Second, you're unmotivated.
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I had a wiener right in my hand. I told you, men are pigs. I saw those swine just standing there.
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Oh, baby... What about?
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Wait! Just hold on! Wait! Hold on! Please, just give me a chance to explain! Debbie!
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Hey, Rick! You and I, we're not through yet.
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Debbie! He's gonna hurt you.
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There's 36 theaters. They could be anywhere. Oh, great.
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I've been getting calls all night. God only knows what they're doing in there. Open up! You're under arrest!
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An elevator ride around the block, a pogo pump, or a pogo swirl, or a pump with an underground hammer. Wait a minute. Whatever happened to hand jobs?
