This is gonna be the best book ever! Not to pat myself on the back, but, yes, it probably will be. Here we go. "One big unicorn, strong and free "thought he was happy as he could be. "Then three little kittens came around "and turned his whole life upside down." Hey, that one looks like me! No, what are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.
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They're very good! I'm so proud of you, Son. You've turned out to be a great parent! Just like me. Maybe even better.
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Hello, I am Gru. Back to work, back to work! Back to...
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John? No, no. Me, me, me.
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Me! I wrote it. Look, it's a puppet book!
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Hey, Carl! Hey. No, no, no. Me, me, me.
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No, no! All right.
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That's the horn!
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I love you, too.
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I love you.
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Stop! Stop!
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Oh, poop.
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Oh, no!
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"They made him laugh. "They made him cry. "He never should have said goodbye. "And now he knows he could never part "from those three little kittens "that changed his heart. "The end." Okay, all right. Good night.
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No, I'm fine. Go ahead. No, no, no!
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Didn't I get you already?
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Well done, Gru. Rather impressive. Now, the rest of the plan is simple.