So, I went to the Christmas show and it was a mess, y'all. Regina ate total shit. I think people saw her nipple. It's just unprofessional. This was kind of hilarious.
Mean Girls
7.7s
Wait, honey, why are you eating Kälteen bars? These are what we gave Nana Joan when we needed her to gain weight.
Mean Girls
2.9s
I'm sorry, Regina. You can't sit with us.
Mean Girls
2.1s
I need one more lunch.
Mean Girls
44s
Huh. Yeah, I guess I could get out of it. But, like, we would keep it small, right? Like five or six people? Yes! Sure! Why are you doing this to me?! I promised my friend Janis I'd go to her art show! But, binti, we've had these tickets for months. You love Neil deGrasse Tyson. Mom! Janis is my best friend! Do you not want me to be a good friend?! No! Yes! What? You can, uh, stay home on your own, I guess. Hey. I'm having a small get-together at my house tomorrow night. My mom's away, so... Is Regina going? No! Do you think I'm an idiot? No. It's just gonna be a few cool people, and you better be one of them, byotch.
Mean Girls
18.2s
So, what are we doing this weekend? Why is everyone asking me about the weekend? It's Tuesday. Yeah, the weekend is only... several days away. I have to go to this thing in Madison with my mom. Your mom is going away? You should have people over. No, I'm going with her. Well, if you have people over, you can invite Aaron.
Mean Girls
10.7s
My art show. Didn't you just hear Mr. Duvall talking about it? Oh, that's this weekend? Yeah. Oh, shoot. I have tickets to this thing in Madison with my mom. Uh, I'm sorry.
Mean Girls
4.6s
Me as well. I like your costume. I mean, um, your dress.
Mean Girls
14.4s
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, so many people are texting me. Should I, um, text Aaron and congratulate him? No. Hey, do you want a lift this weekend? 'Cause Damian's borrowing his grandma's Jazzy. A lift to what?
Mean Girls
1.6s
I've been looking for you.
Mean Girls
2.1s
Whoo!
Mean Girls
1.2s
Hi.
Mean Girls
5.3s
Have you seen Aaron? What? Aaron! Karen?
Mean Girls
1.5s
No, no, no!
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2s
Okay. I'll be there.
Mean Girls
19s
You got any plans tonight? It's Saturday. Mom, don't bother me. I know you're not feeling your best about your body right now, but remember that real beauty comes from the face. Don't ever talk about my body! Okay, okay.
Mean Girls
13.1s
Someone wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super-jumbo tampons. But I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wideset vagina. Okay. Thank you. Hold that thought.
Mean Girls
7.3s
Is this you holding a crocodile? Oh, my God, don't look at that. That is so embarrassing. No, it's not. It's awesome.
