Hi. ♪ If I could change the world ♪ ♪ I'd make it Halloween ♪ ♪ Every single day ♪ ♪ And also have world peace ♪ ♪ Maybe world peace Should be first ♪ ♪ World peace And then Halloween ♪ Wait, let me start over.
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So, you talk to your man yet?
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♪ You know what friends do? ♪ ♪ They got your back ♪ ♪ And they are fun To be around ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ When someone hurts you Then they attack ♪ ♪ And grind your foe Into the ground! ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Imagine a party With dresses and cake ♪ ♪ And singing and dancing And cake ♪ ♪ And there's a magic act That saws Regina in half ♪ ♪ And this time It'll take ♪ Now that's a party! ♪ It's a revenge party A party that ends ♪ ♪ With somebody's head On a spike ♪ ♪ It's a revenge party With your two best friends ♪ ♪ It's like a party With revenge Is what it's like ♪
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You pretended to be dumb so you could keep talking to a guy? Uh... Yeah. It worked. 'Cause that shit always works, Caddy. It doesn't mean that it's not evil. Fracking "works." Red-lining "works." Gasoline and rags... Aren't you worried Regina will eat your face if she finds out? No, she won't find out. It's just my little Calculus class secret. Oh, um... So its h prime of x equals five. You just forgot the Product Rule. I don't get any of this.
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But today I kind of... I don't know, I tried something and it just came to me instinctively.
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Uh, that was Damian Hubbard singing... ...the iCarly theme song in French for extra credit. Yeah!
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Caddy, don't be sorry. Now you know Regina George is not your friend. We are your friends. And we're gonna make her pay.
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♪ What's Regina doin'? ♪ ♪ What's Regina wearin'? ♪ ♪ Is she back with Aaron? ♪ ♪ Regina! Regina! She has everything She gets everything ♪ ♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪
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Our next act describes their music as "Like a sine wave, they don't stop." Please welcome Kevin G and the Power of Three. Uh. Yeah. ♪ All you ♪ ♪ Suckah emcees Ain't got nothin' on me ♪ ♪ From my grades to my rhymes You can't touch Kevin G ♪ ♪ I'm a Mathlete ♪ ♪ So good under pressure ♪ ♪ I'ma find acute angles To prioritize your pleasure ♪ ♪ I'm a Model UN rep Out in these streets ♪ ♪ But I'm a overachiever Under the sheets ♪ ♪ She be like "Uhhhh, Kevin G!" ♪ Inappropriate. Kevin, we talked about this. Well, happy holidays, everybody.
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The Paris airport. Oh, "the Paris airport." Well, it's garbage. And so are you.
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What is that? Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting. I'm not having anything but Kälteen bars until I lose weight. Well, I need to lose three pounds. How many calories from fat? Zero. You cross-multiply x over a thousand and divide it by 0.5 because it's in kilograms. Whatever. Bring me a whole box. No, um, bring me two.
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♪ A revenge party A party that ends ♪ ♪ With somebody crushed And alone ♪ ♪ And ugly-crying! ♪ ♪ A revenge party With your two best friends ♪ ♪ It's like a party With revenge Is what we're throwin'! ♪ ♪ What's Regina eating? ♪ ♪ God, look at her figure ♪ ♪ Did her boobs get bigger? Regina! Regina! ♪ ♪ She has everything! ♪ ♪ She gets everything! ♪ ♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪
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Okay, I could probably get Kevin to tutor you. Well, Aaron's tutoring me now, so... Oh, he's tutoring you? Sure, okay, well, let Aaron know that the weird thing with your quizzes is that all the work is right and only the answers are wrong. Huh. Huh. Cady, I am not gonna stop pushing you, because I'm a pusher. And I know you're smarter than this. Maybe I should just push your seat away from Aaron's. Ugh! And she was like, "I'm a pusher, Cady. I'm a pusher." Wait, what does she even mean, she's a "pusher"? Like a drug pusher? I don't know. She's so weird. Let it all out, honey. Put it in the book.
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She's just grouchy because Aaron broke up with her. He did? Someone told him about Shane.
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Regina. Leave me alone. G, why are you upset? Please. What do you mean, please? G!
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Why is this so tight? You've had it since the sixth grade. You're probably maturing. Um, do you just, like, want to run it one time real quick? Gretchen, literally no one cares. Mm-hmm. No, totally. Um, do you just want to run the acro? Because none of us really does gymnastics anymore and when we made up this dance, we all weighed, like, 70 pounds, so maybe we should just make sure everyone's center of gravity is still... Still what?