She's so rude! I mean, maybe she's just being generous. Maybe we can have a commensal relationship. What is that? I want one. So, in nature, okay, so lions, they're the apex predators, right? They're the top of the food chain. They can kill anything they want. But if you're a hyena, well, then you follow them around and you eat the carcasses that they leave behind. Whoa. Gretchen Wieners is a hyena. Got it. No, I did not say that. I'm just saying, if you're on Regina's good side... Whoa, Caddy! No, no, no. Regina George does not have a good side, okay? If you go over to her house today... I am not joking, be careful.
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She took him back. She took Aaron back. Of course she did. It's because Regina's a life ruiner! When we were in sixth grade, she told everybody that Janis was... Damian! Okay. She does not need to hear that right now. No, I know the story. You lit a fire 'cause Regina got a boyfriend. She said what? Oh, hell no. Damian... No! The truth will be told. Stay with me, Cady.
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♪ You stars ♪ ♪ So many stars tonight ♪ ♪ I see stars ♪ And that was the first time in history that Spring Fling was actually fun. Ms. Norbury and Mr. Duvall got wasted. JK, JK. Karen discovered the safe joy of dancing with theater boys. And Plastics and Jocks partied with math nerds. Janis danced to a pop song and didn't burst into flames.
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All right, have a good time, everyone. No vaping. Rachel Hamilton! Give me that inhaler.
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Okay, please welcome Santa's Helpers doing "Rockin' Around the Pole."
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And I'm only telling you because you're such a good friend.
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Ow. Ow. Ow! And everyone else just kind of floated.
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Um...
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So the moral of our story is thus: Calling someone stupid won't make you any smarter. And even the people you really don't like are still people who just want to coexist. So get off their dicks!
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You're next. You could be really hot if you change, like, everything.
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I mean, it's just a chunk of plastic.
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I pretended to be bad at math to get you to help me, but I'm not bad at math. I'm actually... I'm actually really good at math. You're the one who's only kind of okay at math. Anyways, um, now I'm failing. So isn't that so dumb? That is dumb, yeah.