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Love ya. See you at lunch. Perfect! On to phase two. ♪ I'll bring The glow sticks ♪ ♪ I'll bring balloons And we'll have Chocolate ice cream cones ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ I'll be the DJ Spinnin' the tunes ♪ ♪ On a turntable made Of her bones ♪ ♪ We'll get a piñata 'Cause that would be fun ♪ ♪ And play dress up And Barbies ♪ ♪ And tag ♪ ♪ And we'll roll on the grass ♪ ♪ And stare up at the sun ♪ ♪ Then we'll stuff her remains In a bag ♪ ♪ And throw 'em in the river! ♪ ♪ A revenge party A party that ends ♪ ♪ With entrails All over the lawn ♪ ♪ A revenge party With your two best friends ♪ ♪ And I end up with Aaron When she's gone ♪ ♪ Yes, bitch! ♪
Mean Girls
34.3s
If you and Regina are "best friends" now, then you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets, okay? For example, she gave you those high-heel shoes just to make fun of you because she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them. Sorry! Also, she says she has a nose job, but that's just to distract from the fact that she had one of her ears moved! Also, she totally cheats on Aaron. Yeah. Every Tuesday, she says she has College Prep, but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the third-floor janitorial closet on the bags of sawdust that they use for barf! And I never told anyone because I'm such a good friend!
Mean Girls
41.8s
♪ A revenge party A party that ends ♪ ♪ With somebody crushed And alone ♪ ♪ And ugly-crying! ♪ ♪ A revenge party With your two best friends ♪ ♪ It's like a party With revenge Is what we're throwin'! ♪ ♪ What's Regina eating? ♪ ♪ God, look at her figure ♪ ♪ Did her boobs get bigger? Regina! Regina! ♪ ♪ She has everything! ♪ ♪ She gets everything! ♪ ♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪
Mean Girls
18.6s
What is that? Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting. I'm not having anything but Kälteen bars until I lose weight. Well, I need to lose three pounds. How many calories from fat? Zero. You cross-multiply x over a thousand and divide it by 0.5 because it's in kilograms. Whatever. Bring me a whole box. No, um, bring me two.
Mean Girls
36.2s
Our next act describes their music as "Like a sine wave, they don't stop." Please welcome Kevin G and the Power of Three. Uh. Yeah. ♪ All you ♪ ♪ Suckah emcees Ain't got nothin' on me ♪ ♪ From my grades to my rhymes You can't touch Kevin G ♪ ♪ I'm a Mathlete ♪ ♪ So good under pressure ♪ ♪ I'ma find acute angles To prioritize your pleasure ♪ ♪ I'm a Model UN rep Out in these streets ♪ ♪ But I'm a overachiever Under the sheets ♪ ♪ She be like "Uhhhh, Kevin G!" ♪ Inappropriate. Kevin, we talked about this. Well, happy holidays, everybody.
Mean Girls
25.8s
Why is this so tight? You've had it since the sixth grade. You're probably maturing. Um, do you just, like, want to run it one time real quick? Gretchen, literally no one cares. Mm-hmm. No, totally. Um, do you just want to run the acro? Because none of us really does gymnastics anymore and when we made up this dance, we all weighed, like, 70 pounds, so maybe we should just make sure everyone's center of gravity is still... Still what?
Mean Girls
22.4s
Oh... Also, all that she's been eating are those Kälteen bars, and I don't think she's pooped in, like, two weeks. Uh... Hey, G, we've practiced a bunch with Cady. You want to run it once? Why? I'm perfect every year. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but it's, uh, Cady's first time and there's a bunch of traffic patterns... Stop playing with that stupid babyish book!
Mean Girls
33.9s
♪ We're gonna Take a Christmas train ♪ ♪ To where Santa lives ♪ ♪ Up through the sleet And snow ♪ ♪ Then we'll hop and bop Straight to the top ♪ ♪ Last stop the North Pole ♪ ♪ And we'll be rock, rock Rockin' around the pole ♪ ♪ Where the northern lights Are bright ♪ ♪ Rock, rock, rockin' Around the pole ♪ ♪ We'll rock that pole All night ♪ ♪ And we'll be sing, sing Singin' a Christmas tune ♪ Thank you, next!
Mean Girls