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If you and Regina are "best friends" now, then you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets, okay? For example, she gave you those high-heel shoes just to make fun of you because she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them. Sorry! Also, she says she has a nose job, but that's just to distract from the fact that she had one of her ears moved! Also, she totally cheats on Aaron. Yeah. Every Tuesday, she says she has College Prep, but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the third-floor janitorial closet on the bags of sawdust that they use for barf! And I never told anyone because I'm such a good friend!
Mean Girls
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♪ You know what friends do? ♪ ♪ They got your back ♪ ♪ And they are fun To be around ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ When someone hurts you Then they attack ♪ ♪ And grind your foe Into the ground! ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Imagine a party With dresses and cake ♪ ♪ And singing and dancing And cake ♪ ♪ And there's a magic act That saws Regina in half ♪ ♪ And this time It'll take ♪ Now that's a party! ♪ It's a revenge party A party that ends ♪ ♪ With somebody's head On a spike ♪ ♪ It's a revenge party With your two best friends ♪ ♪ It's like a party With revenge Is what it's like ♪
Mean Girls
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You pretended to be dumb so you could keep talking to a guy? Uh... Yeah. It worked. 'Cause that shit always works, Caddy. It doesn't mean that it's not evil. Fracking "works." Red-lining "works." Gasoline and rags... Aren't you worried Regina will eat your face if she finds out? No, she won't find out. It's just my little Calculus class secret. Oh, um... So its h prime of x equals five. You just forgot the Product Rule. I don't get any of this.
Mean Girls
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Our next act describes their music as "Like a sine wave, they don't stop." Please welcome Kevin G and the Power of Three. Uh. Yeah. ♪ All you ♪ ♪ Suckah emcees Ain't got nothin' on me ♪ ♪ From my grades to my rhymes You can't touch Kevin G ♪ ♪ I'm a Mathlete ♪ ♪ So good under pressure ♪ ♪ I'ma find acute angles To prioritize your pleasure ♪ ♪ I'm a Model UN rep Out in these streets ♪ ♪ But I'm a overachiever Under the sheets ♪ ♪ She be like "Uhhhh, Kevin G!" ♪ Inappropriate. Kevin, we talked about this. Well, happy holidays, everybody.
Mean Girls
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What is that? Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting. I'm not having anything but Kälteen bars until I lose weight. Well, I need to lose three pounds. How many calories from fat? Zero. You cross-multiply x over a thousand and divide it by 0.5 because it's in kilograms. Whatever. Bring me a whole box. No, um, bring me two.
Mean Girls