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Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad. - I'm on the brute squad. - You are the brute squad. We need a miracle. It's very important. Look, I'm retired. And besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle. He's already dead.
The Princess Bride
1m24s
True love. True love. You heard him. You could not ask for a more noble cause than that. Eh, sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT... mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that. But that's not what he said. He distinctly said, "To blave." And as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff." Huh? So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated... Liar! Liar! Liar! - Get back, witch! - I'm not a witch! I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore. - You never had it so good. - "True love." He said "true love," Max. - Don't say another word, Valerie. - My God, he's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered. Why'd you say that name? You promised me that you would never say that name! - What, Humperdinck? - Aaah! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! - Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! - I'm not listening! True love lies expiring, and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help. - Nobody's hearing nothing. - Humperdinck! Humperdinck! This is Buttercup's true love. If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding. - Humperdinck! - Shut up! Wait, wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers? Humiliations galore. That is a noble cause. Give me the 65. I'm on the job. Whoo-hoo!
The Princess Bride
1m6s
Sir? - Huh? - We're in a terrible rush. Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. - You got money? - Sixty-five. Sheesh! I never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause. This is noble, sir. His wife is crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation. Are you a rotten liar. I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these 20 years. Your first story was better. Where's that bellows cramp? He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him. He's dead. He can't talk. Ooh-hoo-hoo! Look who knows so much, huh? Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please, open his mouth. Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead... Well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do. What's that? Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
The Princess Bride
57.8s
This is not fair. Grandpa, Grandpa, wait. Wait. What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"? I mean, he didn't mean dead. Westley's only faking, right? You want me to read this or not? - Who gets Humperdinck? - I don't understand. Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end. Somebody's gotta do it. Is it Inigo? Who? Nobody. Nobody kills him. He lives. You mean he wins? Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for? You know, you've been very sick, and you're taking this story very seriously. I think we ought to stop now. No, I-I'm okay. I'm okay. Sit down. I'm all right. Okay. All right, now, let's see. Where were we? Oh, yes.
The Princess Bride