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35.2s
You know what? I don't know if I want to be doing this. - Doing what? - You know, like, if we hook up tonight, tomorrow I'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about. No way! Steve, you could at least look at me when you say that! Look. Sarah, I... I wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you. I promise. So, just... relax, take it slow... and let the good times roll.
American Pie
33.2s
You mean East Lansing and Ann Arbor? Yeah. What are you talkin' about? I can't go to the prom with you. I'm holding out for someone else. You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. I know it's a long shot, but I figure Paul Finch might ask me. Finch. Shit-brick. Oh, gosh. I-I forgot. You look okay. I-I mean, the scars healed really well. - Hey, Stifler. - Eat shit.
American Pie
1m24s
# Don't stray # # Don't ever go away # # I should be much too smart for this # # You know it gets the better of me # # Sometimes when you and I collide # - # I fall into an ocean of you # - Oh. My hair. # Pull me out in time # # Don't let me drown # # Let me down # You okay? Yeah. Go slow. # Say you'll stay # # Don't come and go # # Like you do # # Sway my way # # Yeah, I need to know # # All about you # # Say you'll stay ## So the end of the story is you... had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds. Yes! And he was such a dork. Everyone laughed at me... - but I didn't care because it was so funny. - I get it. And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. Excuse me? What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... Sex Ed. So are we gonna screw soon, 'cause I'm gettin' kinda antsy.
American Pie
48.9s
I don't think he's comin' back. # Close my eyes at night # - # Close my eyes # - # Wonderin' where would I be without you in my life # - # Oh # - # Everything I did was just a bore # - # Just a bore # - # Everywhere I went seems I been there before # # But you brighten up for me all of my days # - # With a love so sweet # - # In so many ways # # I just wanna stop # - # And thank you, baby # - # I just wanna stop # - # And thank you, baby # - # Thank you, baby # # How sweet it is to be loved by you ## Yeah, Oz! You fuckin' rule! - Fuckin' rule! - Yeah!
American Pie
1m3s
So, what's your major? Post-modern feminist thought. Oh, cool. Great night, isn't it? Sure. Yeah, it's just somethin' about the springtime that's just cool, you know? Like the smell of fresh rain or somethin'. Suck me, beautiful. What did you just say? Suck me, beautiful. My friends call me "'Nova," as in Casanova. That's pathetic. Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me. Well, there's just some things you need to learn, that's all. - Like what? - Well, you've got to tone it down. You don't need to come to a place like Lookout Point... and spout off cheeseball lines to be romantic. - Okay. - You have to pay attention to a girl. Be sensitive to her feelings. Relationships are reciprocal. Come on, Casanova. I'll take you back to your friends.
American Pie
4m48s
# Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do ## # Chickety China, the Chinese chicken, have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' # # Watchin' X Files with no lights on # # We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one # # Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic # # Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy # # Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy # # Like Kurosawa I make mad films # # Okay, I don't make films but if I did they'd have a samurai # # Gonna get a set of better clubs, gonna find the kind with tiny nubs # # So my irons aren't always flyin' off the backswing # # Gonna get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon # # Has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing # # How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad # # Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad # # I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral # - Sweetheart? - # Can't understand what I mean You soon will # # It's been one week since you looked at me # # Dropped your eyes to the side and said, I'm sorry ## # Dropped your eyes to the side and said, I'm sorry ## # Hello to your mother your brother significant other # # I am the summertime # # And I'm here to free your mind # # Kick off your shoes the blues and use anything but your mind # # 'Cause this is the summertime # # And it's here to free your mind # # How many other people can you save today # # Don't you think it's high time that you sail away # # Leave today Don't fall behind # # Try something new, turn into you if only for a short time # # I am the summertime # # And I'm here to free your mind ## # Love is tragic Love is bold # # You will always do what you are told # # Love is hard Love is strong # # You will never say that you were wrong # # I don't know when I got bitter # # Love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more # # More than I could bear # # More than I could offer # # And a love that isn't there # # Love is color Love is love # # Love is never saying you're too proud # # Love is trusting Love is honest # # Love is not a hand that holds you down # # I don't know when I got bitter # # Love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more # # More than I could bear # # More than I could offer # # And a love that isn't there # # I gotta pick me up when I am down # # I gotta get my feet back on the ground # # I gotta pick me up when I am down # # I don't know when I got bitter # # But love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more ##
American Pie
30.5s
There's something I've been meaning to tell you, Heather. What's that? It's gonna sound really bad, but, uh, I want you to know. You see, uh, I'm a virgin, and, uh... Well, me, Kevin, Jim and Finch were... We all made this pact... that we would lose our virginity... before high school was over, and tonight is supposed to be the night that we all do it.
American Pie
47.2s
- Oh, my God! - Jackpot, baby! - Can you believe this? - Nadia, I would have never known. I have an announcement that I would like to make. There is a gorgeous woman... masturbating on my bed! - Thank you, Nadia! - If you ever had a chance with Nadia, this is it. - What am I supposed to do, Kev? - Seduce her. Wha... What the hell would I say? Go over there and ask her if she needs an extra hand. - That's stupid, Kev. I can't... - That's not stupid! You're stupid if you don't go! Come on! Get over there! - Get goin', man. She's prime. - Get out of here! - She's waitin' for you. - Okay, all right. I'm goin'. - Go! - Go! - I'm goin'! - Go! Go! Go! Go! - Oh, shit.
American Pie
1m18s
Thanks, uh, Heather, right? Yeah. So, you've got this sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on. Right. I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me. I mean, uh, music is so expressive. Okay. I mean, I agree, but... aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone... - with your lacrosse stick or something? - Oh, sure. Sure. You know, I know what people think. It's like, "Oz, he's just this kick-ass lacrosse player." You know, I also play football, by the way, but that's, like, - that's not all that I am, you know? - Of course, I didn't... I mean, it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that. You? You think I don't get that? God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend... that people say, "Oh, look. There's this Goody Two-Shoes choirgirl priss." Yeah. So, like, what else do you do? Well, the same things you do, like hang out with friends and stuff. - Why? What do you think I do? - Oh, I... I just realized that I don't know anything about you. - I was interested. - Oh, well, what do you want to know? You know, stuff... about you.
American Pie
1m5s
No. I cannot do that to her. Jim, get some fuckin' balls. If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick, how you gonna sleep with one? I don't like the kid, but he's got a point. See, even shit-brick knows you should do it. All you gotta do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'Net... and tell me the address. You can send me the address too. I'll save you a seat. # How sweet it is to be loved by you, by you # - # I needed the shelter of someone's arms # - # Someone's arms # - # There you were # - # You were, oh # # I needed someone who understands my ups and downs # # There you were ## Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken-up that solo. Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke. Yeah, I know, my timing's off. No, it's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part. I'll do it.
American Pie
35.6s
Nice car! - I'm glad you think so. - You don't like it? No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom? That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you. - What are you talkin' about? - Please. I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with. But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk. Wait! I don't understand. I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies. Heather, I wasn't makin' fun of you. Gimme a break. You're so full of it.
American Pie
46.3s
Laid-back Jim... or... Cool, hip Jim? I don't think it really matters with that shirt you're wearing. What? Correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one with the girlfriend... and you're still stranded on third base. Hey, at least I know what third base feels like, okay? - You're still just a batboy. - Batboy. Batboy. What are you talking about? Guys, uh... What exactly does third base feel like? You wanna take this one? - Like warm apple pie. - Yeah? - Yeah. Apple pie, huh? McDonald's or homemade? Gentlemen, destiny awaits.
American Pie
33.4s
You want a beer? - Oh, there we go. - Come on, move! Steve! It's my computer! And I wanna use it! Shut up! Oh, you need to... You need to change, right? - Uhh, do you mind? - No. N-No, not at all. Uh, please, you know. Just go ahead and get un... get changed. I'll, uh... I'll go downstairs and start studying up. - Yeah. - Okay. - Oh... - All right, there he goes. Now, we're in business. Now, we're in business.
American Pie