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Now, I just want you to know that it's-it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing. And I have to admit, uh, you know. I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. - I, uh... I used to call it "stroking the salami." Yeah, you know, "pounding the ol' pud." I never did it with baked goods. But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day. See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game. You see? It's like... It's like... banging a tennis ball against a brick wall. Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game. - Right. No. - It's not a game. What you want is you want a partner to return the ball. - Do you want a partner? - Yeah. Yeah-Yeah, I want a partner. - You do want a partner? - Oh, I want a partner. - Want a partner. Good. Good. - Of course. Good. So, once Hal becomes king, he has to take on... the responsibilities of leadership and turn his back... on his old, drunken friend, Falstaff. You see, Hal is going through a... rite of passage, much like you all are. So make most of the time you've got left together. You'll miss it later. So, does your tongue cramp up? Nah. You get kind of dizzy, though. That's amazing. She's probably gonna want to do it soon.
American Pie
53.3s
Oh, man! So I was thinking maybe you could give me some advice, brother to brother. I thought you might know a trick or somethin' to make her... - Orgasm? - Yeah. - What's good here? - Try the spicy tuna hand roll. - What? - How do you do that? - Hey, never mind that. Listen, pay attention. Is that all that you're interested in, tryin' to get your girl into bed? No, it'd be good to be able to, you know, return the favor. Be nice to know she enjoys things as much as I do. See that? That's good. That's what I wanted to hear. Now, you qualify. - Qualify for what? - My man, you've just inherited the Bible. It originally started as a sex manual, this book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam. And each year it got passed on to one East student who was worthy. Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff that guys have added over the years.
American Pie
57.9s
# I needed someone to understand my ups and downs # # There you were # # With sweet love and devotion # # Deeply touching my emotion # # I just wanna stop and thank you, baby ## - Hey, minute man! - Shut up. You know... You know you're supposed to be supportive. Hey, you think you still got a chance with Nadia? No. Her sponsors here saw the thing on the 'Net. I-I really don't think they liked it. How do you know that? She's already on a plane back home. Yeah. You know, guys? Maybe I'm just not good with girls, period. No-no-no, really-really. Like... Like I was born without that part of the brain. I mean, I can't talk to girls. And when I do talk to them, I screw it up. Yeah, well, come prom those excuses aren't going to do you any good.
American Pie