STU: And 100, 200, 300, 400. With all this, that's $82,400. - Oh, goddamn it. I don't fucking believe it. - Whoo! - Alan, you're the man. - You are too, Phil. We should come back next week, take the whole city down. Oh, I'm free next week. Or we could just focus on getting Doug back, right now. Uh, you know what? Next week's no good, the Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that is totally fine. I think it's safe to say that our luck has officially turned around, guys. - We are back, baby. We are fucking back. - We're back. Classic. [SINGING] We are back, we are back PHIL: That's right. We are getting Doug back And we're the three best friends That anybody could have We're the three best friends That anyone could have We're the three best friends That anyone can have And we'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever Leave each other We're the best three friends That anybody could have I mean, the three best friends That anybody could have That's right, the three best friends That anybody can have PHIL: Now what? - Give him the signal. - What signal? - Flash your lights. Let him know it's on. - What's on? - The deal. Of course it's on. We just drove 30 miles into the desert. He knows it's on. Phil, just do something.
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Okay, this is interesting. Your blood work came in this morning. Wow.
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DOUG: Oh, it's like college. - All right. I wanna talk about something. DOUG: All right. - I want to... ALAN: I'd like to...
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- What's this? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy, little man. You don't wanna be touching that.
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[MUSICIANS PLAYING "WEDDING MARCH"]
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I look like a nerdy hillbilly.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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What's on your arm?
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[GRUNTING] [WHIMPERING] Oh, my skin burns. My skin burns. Oh, ow! God. - It's okay. It's not your fault, Doug. - Don't touch me. Shut up. All of you, shut up.
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...because this circle's about as far as it's ever gonna go. In other words, forget everything. [CHUCKLES] Doug, I'm serious. I got a wife and kid.
What the fuck happened last night? Hey, Phil, am I missing a tooth?
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STU: There it is. PHIL: Hear, hear. DOUG: Hey, thanks, guys.
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Vegas.
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- Whose are those? - I don't know. It's a men's size 6. - That's weird. - What is this, a snakeskin? Oh, come on! Ew! - That's a used condom, Alan. - Oh, God. Blech! - Get it out of the car. STU: Gross, it's wet. - I don't want the thing. - Hey! Come on. I got jizz on me. Jesus Christ, guys! STU: Get it out. PHIL: Fuck!
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Thanks again, champ. And, uh, again, we are so sorry we stole your tiger. Don't worry about it, man. Like you said, we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. [LAUGHING] - I told you he'd get it. - I did say that.