Affirmative, cadet. We're going south, through the Gulf of Thailand. Ha, ha. Good.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is the White Lion.
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Alan, check your pockets. - What? - You know the drill. Come on, there might be clues. - Check your phones. Numbers, texts. - Oh, that's a good idea.
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- Yes, I have his paperwork here. - Okay. - He has been cleared. - Sounds good. - Of course. - Thank you. We're good, we're good. They're processing for release.
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You're really happy, huh?
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He doesn't hate me. He's just never spoken to me. I think it's a cultural thing. Why can't you get married in Vegas like last time? So much easier. Why can't you just be excited for me? This is my wedding.
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Lauren's been there a week and she's still jet-lagged. It's where her parents are from. It means a lot. Who gives a shit about her parents? Her dad hates you.
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Fillings look pretty good. Any other problems?
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You really need to floss more. Fuck that. That's why I come here. Then you should come more than once every two years. - So you could bleed me of all my money? - I never charge you a dime, Phil. - Hey, how do I work the nitrous? - Uh, you don't, actually. Come on. Just one hit.
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Mm-hm.
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Little worse than that.
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I looked into his eyes. Not the eyes of a man. The eyes of a coward.
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Daddy, please. You're not helping.
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And you know what the glue is? Lauren. And I'm not doing anything to screw that up. - You wouldn't be with her if it wasn't for us. - Oh, this'll be good. Stu, think about it. You ended up ditching Melissa. Two years later, you met your true soul mate. You take Vegas out of that equation, you would have married a cunt. It's okay. I'm allowed to say it. It's a bachelor party. Drink up, everybody. Wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a fucking IHOP. Well, it's my decision and it's final, so how about a toast? - This sucks. I'm gonna wait in the car. - Come on, Phil. Where you going? I just don't get it. He's getting married in Thailand. That's great for him, but what about us? You're just selfish.
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Guys, I can't tell you how much this means. Alan's been waiting for the invite ever since he got wind of the wedding. I'm sure he has. Yeah, he's been standing outside by the mailbox every day. - Wow, that's rough. - Yeah. I, uh ... I'm not quite sure he ever left Vegas, you know? He really needs this.
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That's bullshit. Ha, ha. You can't just skip out of a bachelor party, Stu. You see that? That's orange juice with a napkin on top. Do you know why? So nobody roofies me. Well, I refuse to eat fucking cantaloupe at a bachelor party. Come on. Don't you think you're overreacting? No, I don't.
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Don't worry, Stu. I will stand up for you no matter what. Thank you. But you gotta help me out with this Alan thing.