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Well, we're living here in Alantown And he's driven our lives into the ground When we woke up We were wasted and drunk Phil got shot We got beaten by a monk I was happy, and my life was good Getting married like a dentist should Roasting marshmallows on a stick I got fucked in the ass By a girl with a dick I remember that.
The Hangover Part II
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No fucking way. Absolutely not. Come on, Stu. it's killing him. I don't care. Honestly, the two of you were barely invited. - Oh. - All right. I get it. I really do. Just, you know what? Alan considers you to be one of his best friends. I consider Alan to be insane. Stu, throw him a bone. His dad pays for everything he eats and breaks. We should squeeze the old man to cover the bachelor party. That's good. I'm glad you brought that up, because this is the bachelor party. - What? - What are you talking about? Yeah. it's my bachelor brunch. Go crazy. Get some chocolate-chip pancakes, a lap dance from the waitress.
The Hangover Part II