- Show him your balls, man. - No, no, no. That's okay.
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- I got nothing. Fuck. - Me neither. - I got a text from Chow. - What time? Uh, 10:00 last night. What's it say? "On my way, niggas." Oh, niggas. Okay. Hip-hop.
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We just signal monkey for deal, he come close... we take his vest and that's that. Maybe get some blow too. You know, just bump. No. No more bumps, Chow.
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- So, what are you, a doctor? - No. Not yet. I'm premed. Ever heard of that guy Doogie Howser? - Yeah. - Well, he turned out to be a gay. - Alan. - It's true. I read it in Teen People. Right. Okay, well, I'm gonna grab a book or something for the plane. You guys want anything? - No, thanks. - I'm good. I would actually love a Smartwater.
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- Hey, there he is. - Hey, Stu. - Teddy. What's up? How are you? - Good to see you, man. - All right. - Who's this guy, Stu? This is Teddy, Lauren's little brother. Goes to Stanford. Premed. This is Phil, Alan and Doug. - Hey, nice to meet you, man. - Wow, Stanford? How old are you?
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- I'm... - Uh, he's 17. Kind of a genius. Actually, I'm 16. And I'm not a genius. My dad just had me take the entrance exams early. Because you're a genius.
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To my sweet daughter and Stu. Congratulations. - Hear, hear. - Cheers, guys.
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He seemed unattractive. He lacked intelligence and imagination.
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That's supposed to be done by a registered nurse. I am a nurse. I'm just not registered.
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Oh, Stu, look at this. I bought this because I thought of you.
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- Ah! - Whoa, what the fuck are you doing, man?
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And that's when I realized...
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- Ah! - All right. it's okay.
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Hey, guys?
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Come on, you asshole. The fucking monkey.
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- Phil! - Phil! Jesus. - Phil? You're okay. - Fuck me. Give us back our monkey. What monkey? Get your own monkey!
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- Uh, Teddy's seasick, actually. - Seasick? Teddy's been a maritime deck cadet since he was 9. Well, that's weird, because he's puking everywhere. I'm gonna tell you something that you did not know. I don't like you. - Yeah, I knew that already. - My daughter chooses you... that's her problem. - Hey, it's Phil Winnick. Listen, I apologize. We've been reeling in some crazy marlin, and I just want...
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Phone. Phone. Who is it? Answer. Lauren's dad. It just reminded me. - Answer it. - I can't. He might know something about Teddy. We still have a shot. - I can't. - Get your head back into the fucking game.
